To the tune of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

Fifth year girl
She is living in her own world
I bet she'll never make up her mind
Hermione granger told me i should've lied

I'm gonna try to ask this girl
What is going on in your confusing world
All she wants to do with me
is talk about dead cedric diggory
Make up your mind

And when she knows what
She wants from my time
And when she wakes up and makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I defeated Lord Voldemort (now he's back)
You know I've seen her in her Girlish world
Giggling with her friends she enjoys
She's getting tired of her high class boys
She's got no choice

Fifth year girl
I can afford to buy her pearls
But, maybe someday when my ship comes in
I'll understand what girls have been
And then I'll win

And when she's walking
reading the Quibbler
and when she's talking
I'm trying to understand her

She'll say I'm not so tough
just because
I defeated Lord Voldemort (now he's back)
She's been living in her confusing world
and All she wants to do with me
Is talk about dead Cedric Diggory (I saw him die)?
Make up your mind

Fifth Year girl
Cho's my fifth year girl
You know I'm in love
with a fifth year girl

MY fifth year girl
You know I'm in love
with a fifth year girl
My fifth year girl
You know I'm in love
with a fifth year girl
My fifth year girl

Thanks to Unknown!

\}}