Draco's Theme Song

To the tune of The Gilligan's Island theme song by George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a nasty git.
He tried t okill poor Dumbledore,
But Snape beat him to it.

Drake's mates were stupid tag-alongs,
Named Crabbe and Goyle, who
If they had their nasty way
Would turn Potter to goo.

Turn Potter to goo.

Well, S. Snape started to get rough,
Much to Draco's transport.
He persecuted Griffindoors,
What a sour-sport.

What a sour-sport.

The two set off at the end of this
Sixth and near final book,
With Voldemort,
Wormtail too,
Bellatrix and her sis,
No Lucius,
He's locked up with the rest,
In the Prison of Azkaban

Submitted by Beth