Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, Snarls

To the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" First Place PoA Song Parodies Competition Winner

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, snarls,
"Deflate my poor, old Aunt Marge!"

She may be surly, meddling and rude,
But she provides me with food!
If I could IÂ’d beg on my knees;
Who will pay my high vetÂ’s fees?
Harry please, I'm lost without her;
IÂ’ll have to stay with Colonel Fubster!

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, snarls,
"Please deflate poor, old Aunt Marge!"

I know she made a big mistake,
But now sheÂ’s gone, my heart will break.
I will pine and feel despair,
SheÂ’s no good to me up there!
Please listen to manÂ’s best friend;
Bring this suffering to an end!
I know you have cause to moan,
But I have problems of my own!

Bark The Bulldog, Ripper, calls,
"Stop her bouncing off the walls!"

"SheÂ’s as terror!" you may think,
But she was under the influence of drink.
While at home sheÂ’s very giving;
SheÂ’s the one that keeps me living.
In the mornings we go for walks;
And IÂ’d miss her motherly talks.
The spellÂ’s so bad itÂ’s become a dogÂ’s dinner;
So please stop and make her (a little) thinner!

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, cries,
"Bring down Aunt Marge from the skies!"


Submitted by Marita