Voldemort

To the tune of Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are evil.
You're as gentle as a bludger,
You're as nice as Devil's Snare.
Voldemort.

You're a bad Bertie Bott
With a gross snotty taste.

You're so ugly, Voldemort.
You broke so many mirrors.
You have thin slits for nostrils,
And you are so very pale.
Voldemort.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot wand.

You're a vile one, Voldemort
You have Doxies in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a very stupid troll.
Voldemort.

Given the choice between you,
I'd take the very stupid troll.

You're a loser, Voldemort.
Harry Potter beat you up.
All he got was a lightning scar,
You lost all your powers.
Voldemort.

The three words that best describe you
Are, and I quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Submitted by Brandy and Robbie