Voldy Doesn't Know

To the tune of Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra.

Voldy doesn't know
that that little H.P.
is only half of the prophecy

He thought it'd be a quick kill
and with that one spell
Harry was marked LV's equal

Voldy doesn't know, oh
Voldy deosn't know, oh
So don't tell Voldy!
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
SO DON'T TELL VOLDY!

Voldy left that house a spirit
All because he couldn't wait to hear it

'Cos Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
So don't tell Voldy
Voldy doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL VOLDY!

Harry's stronger than LV thinks
And that scar on his head's the link

It's his fault the prophecy's true
It's what he tried to undo
It's all Voldy's fault
but he knows nothing
NOTHING!

Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Don't tell Voldy
'Cos Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL VOLDY!

If Voldy took things slow, then he would know
But he doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't knooooooow....

They'll brawl, for it all
But before Voldy can win
Harry'll unleash from within
And he'll win because...

Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Harry's the one that can kill him

Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Voldy doesn't know
Don't tell Voldy
Voldy doesn't knoooooow....

Voldy will know
Voldy has to know
Voldy's gotta know
Gonna tell Voldy
Gonna tell him myself

Voldy has to know
Voldy has to know
Voldy has to
Voldy has to
Voldy has to go!

Voldy doesn't know
(Don't tell Voldy)
Voldy doesn't know
(Don't tell Voldy)
Voldy doesn't know...
Voldy's gotta go!

Submitted by palesunflower