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Queen of Intelligence

An Original Tune By: M.R. Brenner

I know everything there is to know about everything there is.
At Charms, I am quite charming; at Arithmancy, I'm a whiz.
Nothing is illogical because all of it makes sense;
Well, to me, at least. I'm the Queen of Intelligence.

I create perfect Potions. I'm a conjuring sensation.
I receive top marks for each transfiguration.
If you can't tame a flobberworm, you're obviously dense.
Watch me do it easily. I'm the Queen of Intelligence.

Who's the Queen? I'm the Queen.
I'm lean and I'm mean. Dig my scene.
Yeah, I'm down with learning.
Join me if you're yearning
To reach a higher level.
I'll take you up several
'Cause I'm the Queen. Yeah, yeah.
Give it up, yo!
Uh, uh, uh.

I said, I know all there is to know, don't you see?
If you need help with any questions, you can just ask me.
I'll pound it into your thick skull until it all cements.
I can do it, really. I'm the Queen of Intelligence.

March 8, 2005 - Half-Blood Prince cover released for American, UK Children, and UK Adult version.

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