Squib (Mr. Filch's Sad Song)
To the tune of Creep by Radiohead
When you were here before,
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like a wizard,
Your talent makes me cry
You cast charms so quickly
But I use Kwikspell
And I wish I was special
Like Harry, he’s special
But I `m a squib, I `m like muggle
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here
I don`t care if I’m cruel,
I want to have control
I want to be a wizard,
I want to have a wand
I want Albus to teach me
Some simple spells
He’s so very special
I wish I was special
I’m suffering again
I’m running out....
Run, run, run, rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuun...
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn...
Whatever makes me happy
Whatever I want
Is to be a wizard
A very good wizard.
Submitted by Parvati