Stuck in the Middle of Evil

To the tune of Stuck in the Middle With You by Steeler's Wheel

Verse 1

Harry wonders how he got there tonight
He's got a feelin' that something ain't right
He's in the middle of a cemetery
And he got there via a Port Key

Chorus*

Death eaters to the left of him
Lord Voldy's to the right
There he is stuck in the middle of the two

Verse 2

Yeah Harry's stuck in the middle of the two
And he's wondering what the hell he should do
Harry's got a scared look on his face
'Cause Lord Voldy's got a mean lookin' snake

Chorus*

Well it started out with entering the tri-wizard tournament
The first two tasks went pretty well
Ron slapped him on the back and said
"Swe-e-e-e-e-e-ell, your doin' swe-e-e-e-e-e-ell"

Verse 3

Harry's trying to make some sense of it all
But he can see it makes no sense at all
Cedric Diggory's lying dead on the floor
Harry realises he can't take anymore

Chorus*

Harry wonders how he got there tonight
He's got a feelin' that something ain't right
Lord Voldy's gathering strength before his eyes
Lilly's ghost saves the day with her cries

Chorus*

Submitted by Padfoot n' Prongs