Stupid Dursley's House

To the tune of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles.

Long ago, when I was born
Lived a snakey guy with scarlet eyes.
He thought I would halt his reign
So he planned for me a big surprise.
He attacked my dad and mum
Then he turned to cast his spell on me.
It rebounded back on him
Starting many years of misery.

Now I live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
Now I live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.

Aunt Petunia, Mrs. Clean.
Uncle Ver-er-non is large and mad.
Cousin Dudley, like a pig,
They were all the relatives I had. They thought they would keep me down
Squash the evil magic out of me.
But the letters wouldn’t stop,
And then Hagrid came and set me free.

I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.

Hogwarts School is really great.
When I come back here I feel alive. Then the summer comes around,
And it’s back I go to Privet Drive.

I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.


Submitted by Ellen and Sebastian