The Importance of Being Immortal

To the tune of The Importance of Being Idle by Oasis

I split my soul for the seventh time
Or some man could kill me
I murder those who get in my way
Because it fulfils me.
I lived with muggles for half my life
They all thought I was crazy
I tried to find out about my past
But the details are hazy

But I don't mind
As long as I have my horcruxes to keep me alive
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute,
Lord Voldemort's got a limit
I can't rule if my heart's not in it

Instrumental

I don't mind
As long have my horcruxes to keep me alive
I'll be fine
Give me a minute,
Lord Voldemort's got a limit
I can't rule the world if my heart's not in it

I lost my faith in wizardkind
Cause they hate Dark Magic
I wen tto work at Borgin and Burkes
Teachers thought it was tragic
I begged Dumbledore to give me a job
He said, "Tom, I don't like you
You're magic's less powerful than love"
Which just shows what he knew

I don't mind
As long have my horcruxes to keep me alive
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute,
Lord Vodlemort's got a limit
I can't rule the world if my heart's not in it

Submitted by Macphistol12