O'Azkaban


To the tune of O Christmas Tree


O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil
You break the rules, it never fails
They'll tear off all your fingernails
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil

O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The weather here is lovely
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The weather here is lovely
The North Sea climate's not so fun
Been twelve years since I've seen the sun O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The weather here is lovely

O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The food here is disgusting
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The food here is disgusting
The peas are blue, the meat I hate
Tastes like a rat died on my plate O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
The food here is disgusting

O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me
She is a rather crazy sort
Thinks she's in love with Voldemort
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me

O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee
Escaping's something you can't do
Unless a dog you turn into
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee

O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Dementor please don't kiss me
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Dementor please don't kiss me
Your breath is bad, why can't you see
Here have a mint, they're quite tasty
O'Azkaban, O'Azkaban
Dementor please don't kiss me

Submitted by Tom



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