To Slits in My Nose


To the tune of Tik Tok


Wake up in the morning feeling like Lord Voldemort
Grab my wand and I'm out the door
I'm gonna kill some mudbloods
Before I leave brush my teeth
With a bottle of firewhiskey
Cause' when I leave for the nignt
I'm takin' over the ministry

I'm talkin' two slits in my nose, nose
Blood on all our clothes, clothes
Death eaters callin' my name, name
Drop in on the ministry-yy

Maybe then go to hogwarts
Tryin' a get to go kill harry

Don't stop make it pop
Don't rest until
They are all dead
We're gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick tock goes the clock but the duel won't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Ain't got a care in the world
But got plenty of followers
Aint got no money in my pocket
But I'm already here
And now the witches lining up cause
They hear I got swagger
Then I crucio them unless they look like bellatrix lestrange
I'm talkin bout tryin to get crunk, crunk
Witches tryin to touch my junk, junk
Avada kadavra them if they getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now we going till we kill them all, all
Or the aurors shut us down,
Aurors shut us down, down, aurors shut us down

Don't stop make it pop
Don't rest until
They are all dead
We're gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick tock goes the clock but the duel won't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

You bulid me up, can't tear me down
Your heart it pounds yeah I got you
With my wand up, I've got you now
You are so scared, yeah I got you
You build me up, can't tear me down
Your heart it pounds yeah I got you
With my wand up, put your head up, put your head up

Now the duel don't start till I walk in...

Don't stop make it pop
don't rest until
They are all dead
We're gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick tock goes the clock but the duel won't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Submitted by Elisa
 
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