An original sorting hat song by Pokemario

If you're the loyal kind you're a Hufflepuff,
Here you won't find people who are too tough.
The badger's the symbol of the house,
and in Hufflepuff Tower there's nary a mouse!

What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?

If you're sneaky you're in Slytherin,
They'll do whatever it takes to win!
Good luck with Snape and his Potions class,
Make one wrong move and you won't pass!

What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside.
What kind of sorcerer are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
And do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of sorcerer are you?

If you're brave as a lion, go Gryffindor!
When they win they let out a mighty roar!
You'll be like Harry Potter and his friends,
and your Hogwarts adventure will not soon end!

What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?

Last but not least there's Ravenclaw,
and they're the smartest people I ever saw.
Those are the houses at Hogwarts School,
so put me on, don't be a fool!

What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside.
What kind of sorcerer are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
And do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of sorcerer are you?

All who are here will be a wizard or witch
Try to win at Quidditch!
Our plan is this: gotta teach 'em all!
The Hogwarts spirit never falls...

What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside.
What kind of sorcerer are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
And do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of sorcerer are you?
What kind of sorcerer are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside.
What kind of sorcerer are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
And do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of sorcerer are you?