Alohomora! Podcast – This Week’s Reading

Prisoner of Azkaban – Chapters 1-2

It’s here! The Prisoner is on the loose and it’s time to track him down starting with Owl Post and Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake.

Harry Potter unleashes his inner nerd as he proves homework can be cool when it’s written in a blanket fort! Medieval Witches were really weird and the Weasleys should never be allowed near Muggle products, of any variety.

It’s Harry’s 13th Birthday so prepare yourself for plenty of teenage ranting in the next few books! Hedwig and Errol prove that some owls are better than others whilst Harry finally receives a birthday card and a rather painful present. Not to mention he didn’t get invited on a really cool trip to Egypt. Thanks Ron.

To add insult to injury, another Dursley is about to arrive. Aunt Marge, who’s not an aunt but is rather large, is even worse than the other Dursley’s put together and only really shows affection to her bulldogs, much to Petunia’s dismay. Harry attempts to blackmail his uncle into signing a permission slip in his first attempt at Teenage rebellion but even an enthusiastic anecdote about beating won’t help him as things start to FLY out of control.

Does anyone have a large net or a rope?

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