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“SpeakBeasty” Episode 32: “You Can’t Magic with Us”

by Elayna Mae Darcy, SpeakBeasty · March 12, 2017

Join Ariel, Lizzie, Michael, and guest host Steph for a discussion about Fantastic Beasts antagonist Mary Lou, a comprehensive history of the real Salem Witch Trials, and a look at the Runespoor and its magical cone of shame.

Episode 32: You Can’t Magic With Us

This time on SpeakBeasty:

→ Guest host Steph is back!
→ “The Phoenix Register”: THE WIZARDING WORLD WON AN OSCAR!
→ Awkward editing is awkward.
→ “Hi, I’m Grindy!”
→ Mary Lou, a barebones character. EYY.
→ Origins of the Salem Witches Institute!
→ “You can’t magic with us.”
→ We know who knows…
→ “The Time-Turner”: Salem Witch Trials 2.0!
→ “It was a bad time to be a Sarah…”
→ DO NOT try witches cakes.
→ 
It’s hard out here for a witch.
→ Never trust a Bartholomew…

→ “The Newt Case”: The Runespoor!
→ We’re basically a ’90s sitcom.
→ Is it aPatronuss, though?
→ Magical cones of shame.

PODCAST QUESTION: Do you think the real events of the Salem Witch Trials validate or take away from J.K. Rowling’s explanation of the Second Salemers?

Share your thoughts on this episode with us below in the comments, and don’t forget to support SpeakBeasty on Patreon, where you can get thank you tweets, join our common room, and more!

You can always tune into SpeakBeasty right here on MuggleNet or by visiting us on speakbeasty.com! Be sure to check us out on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram for more news and theories from Newt’s fantastic wizarding world, and watch previous SpeakBeasty livestreams on YouTube!

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