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Rockin’ Around the Bowtruckle Tree

by Mikaela Martin · December 17, 2018

to the tune of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” written by Johnny Marks and recorded by Brenda Lee

 

Rockin’ around the Bowtruckle tree.
With the beasts, let’s spend a while.
Jacob and Queenie jabber away;
Newt and Tina shyly smile.

Grindylows swim and Graphorns call
As the Swooping Evil flies.
Later we’ll feed the Mooncalves too,
And we’ll find that Demiguise.

You’ll feel like you wanna be a wizard when you see
Nifflers stealing all things shining,
Occamy shells with silver linings.

Rockin’ around the Bowtruckle tree.
See the baby Nifflers play.
Everyone dancin’ merrily
In the new Erumpent way.

You’ll feel like you wanna be a wizard when you see
Thunderbirds conjure storms and lightning,
Beautiful creatures, not that frightening.

Rockin’ around the Bowtruckle tree.
It’s my favorite magic place.
I wanna spend my holiday
In Newt’s fantastic case!

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