Norbert the Baby Dragon

to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” by Johnny Marks

You know Spyro and Mushu, and Typhon and Kraken.

Smaug, Puff, Fing Fang Foom, and hydras, and Draken.

But do you recall the most famous dragon of all?

Norbert the baby dragon, had a very smokey nose.

And after Harry saw him, you could say problems arose.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione used to fear for Hagrid’s plight.

They’d never let poor Norbert, set Hagrid’s hut alight.

Then one foggy Saturday Charlie came to say,

“Norbert with your teddy clutched tight, let’s go to Romania tonight.”

Then still how Hagrid loved him, even with Charlie’s decree,

“Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback, is actually a she!”