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Dolores All Along

by Stacey Lannigan · July 17, 2021

to the tune of “Agatha All Along” from WandaVision

Aside from Harry Potter, another fandom that I am a part of is the Marvel fandom, and what with the release of WandaVision and the addicting musical piece that took the fandom by storm, I couldn’t help but create my own Potter version.

Who’s more hated than Lord Voldemort?
The answer lies within this song.
Who’s been changing things all around Hogwarts?
Yes, it was Dolores all along.

She’s High Inquisitor (*Umbridge cough*)
Appointed by the Minister.
Don’t be fooled by her love for cats
And all the pink (all the pink).
Bet you didn’t even think

That you could hate someone more than Snape
Now that more loved teachers have all gone
Thanks to Dolores
Yes, Dolores
It was Dolores Umbridge all along!

And I sent the Dementors too!

 

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