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I Got My Boyfriend to Describe Every “Harry Potter” Movie in One Sentence and the Results Were Hilarious

by Fiona McTaggart · October 11, 2021

I am definitely what I would describe as a Harry Potter superfan, but my partner is not so in love with the Boy Who Lived. He has seen the movies at some point, but he has never read the books. Of course, I talk about Harry Potter all the time, and the Chosen One came up at a bonfire while we were on vacation a couple of weeks ago. This led to a wonderfully hilarious time of my partner attempting to summarize every film in one sentence using his limited Potter knowledge. I’m sure many of you can relate to being the superfan side of a couple. Check these out and laugh along with me!

 

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

 

 

“There’s a face on the back of that guy’s head.”

 

2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

 

 

“Big ol’ snake in the dungeon.”

 

3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

 

 

“The rat turned out to be that guy.”

 

4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

 

 

“Wizard Olympics. And there’s a high school dance.”

 

5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

 

“I kind of forget this one, but that’s okay.”

 

6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

 

 

“Dumbledore drinks that nasty water.”

 

7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

 

 

“I don’t know. The last one. Probably should not have been two movies.”

 

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