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“Promptly Potter” Episode 111: “When Will Umbridge Get Her True Love’s (Dementor’s) Kiss?”

by Marissa Osman · July 8, 2022

– In Chapter 17 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Umbridge bans all extracurricular clubs and organizations at Hogwarts, and Harry almost gets caught talking to Sirius through the Gryffindor fireplace.

– Today’s prompt is “How does Umbridge police the Hogwarts fireplaces? If she grabbed Sirius, would she be able to pull his whole body through?”

– This episode is hosted by Princess Jhode Datu.

– Join in the conversation on MuggleNet’s social media channels by using #PromptlyPotter.

Promptly Potter is MuggleNet.com’s Harry Potter critical analysis podcast in which we break down questions about the novels into bite-sized pieces. Each episode explores one chapter through a single carefully curated prompt. The topics and questions covered will span a range as long as Dumbledore’s beard. From controversial and burning to absolutely ridiculous (certainly our favorite), no question is off-limits.

Our alternating hosts dive into some of the things we’ve been reeling over for two and a half decades, but here’s the catch: They have to do it in 15 minutes or less.

Get those wands at the ready because you can consider this your acceptance letter! Come with us during this year-long reread in which we explore the wizarding world. Prepare to have your mind bewitched and your senses ensnared. This is a Harry Potter critical analysis podcast like no other, but that’s merely our opinion.

 

 

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