Category: The U-Bend

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Important stories the public needs to know, eh? I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.” -Rita Skeeter (Harry Potter and the Order of the...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Now, 50 points for the person (with musical talent) who can turn this into an mp3 for those of us who don’t own their own band/recording studio.” –The...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Oh, I — I reckon I’ve got a pretty good idea what it’s about now.” -Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) What a difference a...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Then, dented, scratched and steaming, the car rumbled off into the darkness, its rear lights blazing angrily.” –Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets   Have you seen...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “It seemed to be fact, however, that he had booked the Weird Sisters. Exactly who or what the Weird Sisters were Harry didn’t know, never having had access...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “If only we’d done human Transfiguration already! But I don’t think we start that until sixth year, and it can go badly wrong if you don’t know what...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Dobby has come to warn you sir…”” -Dobby, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets movie Ok, our unofficial vacation is over… starting now… no wait, now. Well, after...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto, to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean “Shortly after this, Fleur decided to imitate Celestina singing ‘A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love’, which was taken...

by Robbie Fischer Pop quiz (multiple guess): Why is Robbie writing this week’s column for Andrew and Robert? Didn’t you know, Robbie and Robert are the same dude? Andrew and Robert were called away...