Apple Announces WiPhone, an All-in-One Wizard Device

Apple, Inc. today introduced WiPhone, combining four products – a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, a breakthrough Internet communications device, and a first-class spell encyclopedia. WiPhone introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and wand recognition system allowing the user to control the device based on finger and wand movement.

“WiPhone is a revolutionary and magical product that is literally five years ahead of any other mobile Wizarding phone,” says Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. “Wizards are all born with two ultimate pointing devices – their fingers and their wands – and iPhone uses them both to create the most revolutionary user interface since the Accio spell.”

WiPhone, to be released June 29th, 2008, will cost 103 galleons, 8 sickles, and 12 knuts. It will be available at Apple's two recently opened Wizard stores located in Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley.