CC #482, Week of January 1, 2023

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Harry: “So, what do you remember when the Dementors attacked?”
Dudley: “Oh, just that time I fell into a tank with a dangerous snake.”
Harry: “Yeah… Sorry about that.”
—Sam

Harry stumbles upon his cousin performing a ritual at the Shrine of Dudley.
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry: “DUDLEY! For the last time, you cannot eat worms!”
—Madame Malfoy

That one kid who is obsessed with plants.
—Persassy

When your parents think you’re perfect so you have to hide your drugs in the plants.
—Connor M.

Harry: “Dudley! This is neither the correct type of plant nor the correct methodology for getting high!”
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry: “Dudley, someday I’m going to be ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic.”
Dudley: “Yeah, that’ll happen when I’m Edgar Allan Poe.”
—Sam

The plant regretting all its life choices.
—Draco’s GF

“Dudley, I said, ‘Expecto Patronum,’ not ‘examine a potted plant’!”
—Nitya S.

When the fern is the only person that truly understands.
—NTASD

When you visit that one weird friend.
—Emelynn

Dudley: (deep inhale) “I just love the scent of fresh rosemary!”
—Matei

When you don’t know who to feel worse for – Dudley or the plant.
—Draco’s GF

Uncle Vernon having lost his job, this was the closest Dudley could get to watching the new Avatar movie.
—Sam