A Dirigible Plum is a rare delicacy that few witches and wizards have the pleasure to enjoy. This Quibbler section takes inspiration from the Muggle satirical publication the Onion and includes only the most refined and serious of topics in the wizarding world.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: The Top Back-to-School Items You Forget About Needing Until a Month Into Classes (November 28, 2023) - Welcome back to "The Hogwarts Hearsay." In this volume, we look at the top school items you forget about needing until a month into classes.
- Gilderoy Lockhart on How to Change The World (November 26, 2023) - Unveiling Lockhart's guide to fame-driven activism: selfies, self-promotion, and glam. Because saving the world should look fabulous!
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: Recreational Recommendations (November 21, 2023) - In the second installment of "The Hogwarts Hearsay," we look at the clubs and activities offered at Hogwarts.
- Heads of Houses Retrospective: The Class of 1998 (November 20, 2023) - The Hogwarts class of 1998 left quite a mark on the Wizarding World. Hear from the then Heads of Houses about what they were really like in their teenage years.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: House Aesthetics (May 31, 2023) - Read the "Hogwarts Hearsay," a student-run newspaper with all the gossip in the school. In this edition, we cover House aesthetics.
- Our Top Casting Ideas for the New “Harry Potter” TV Show (April 28, 2023) - Learn about our ideal fan casting for the upcoming "Harry Potter" TV show on Max. Darren Criss as Harry would be totally awesome!
- ATTN: Minister Granger, Read This ASAP (March 30, 2023) - The members of BROoM are calling upon the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger, to implement broom regulation legislation.
- Department of Magical Transportation Incident Report: Dedalus Diggle’s Faulty Broomstick (March 28, 2023) - Did Dedalus Diggle really blast shooting stars into the sky, or was there some other reason why stars were falling over Kent?
- Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle – Ft. an Unhinged Regulus (February 28, 2023) - Regulus is the perfect little Black son, and that means he's sometimes Bellatrix's twin.
- Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle – Part 1 (January 27, 2023) - If you think that all the Blacks do is have sordid affairs, think again.