A Dirigible Plum is a rare delicacy that few witches and wizards have the pleasure to enjoy. This Quibbler section takes inspiration from the Muggle satirical publication the Onion and includes only the most refined and serious of topics in the wizarding world.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: House Aesthetics (May 31, 2023) - Read the "Hogwarts Hearsay," a student-run newspaper with all the gossip in the school. In this edition, we cover House aesthetics.
- Our Top Casting Ideas for the New “Harry Potter” TV Show (April 28, 2023) - Learn about our ideal fan casting for the upcoming "Harry Potter" TV show on Max. Darren Criss as Harry would be totally awesome!
- ATTN: Minister Granger, Read This ASAP (March 30, 2023) - The members of BROoM are calling upon the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger, to implement broom regulation legislation.
- Department of Magical Transportation Incident Report: Dedalus Diggle’s Faulty Broomstick (March 28, 2023) - Did Dedalus Diggle really blast shooting stars into the sky, or was there some other reason why stars were falling over Kent?
- Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle – Ft. an Unhinged Regulus (February 28, 2023) - Regulus is the perfect little Black son, and that means he's sometimes Bellatrix's twin.
- Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle – Part 1 (January 27, 2023) - If you think that all the Blacks do is have sordid affairs, think again.
- Crookshanks, the Unpaid Intern (January 9, 2023) - Though Crookshanks prowls around doing Sirius's bidding in "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," he never once gets paid for his services.
- Muggle Studies 101: NFTs Explained (December 31, 2022) - Professor Burbage uses the Bored Snape Boggart Club to explain NFTs to her seventh-year Muggle Studies class.
- The Best Wizarding Family Values (December 10, 2022) - There are notable lessons from the "Potter" series. Here are seven we must bring to our families this holiday season.
- Choose One of These Ten Fantastic Beasts for a Pet and We’ll Tell You What Career You Should Have (November 1, 2022) - Can't decide on your next career? Pick a fantastic beast from this list and we'll tell you which jobs to send your CVs to.
