A Dirigible Plum is a rare delicacy that few witches and wizards have the pleasure to enjoy. This Quibbler section takes inspiration from the Muggle satirical publication the Onion and includes only the most refined and serious of topics in the wizarding world.
- Notice from the Ministry of Magic: The Olympic Games (July 25, 2024) - You are kindly requested to review the following notice from the British Ministry of Magic regarding the upcoming Olympic Games.
- An Honest Listing for DADA Professor in The Daily Prophet (July 5, 2024) - Hogwarts needs to hire a new DADA Professor again. Read a snippet from The Daily Prophet featuring an honest job description for the role.
- A Step by Step Guide on How to Become an Animagus (June 6, 2024) - Do you wish to undergo Animagus transformation and see which animal you transform into? Read the detailed step by step tutorial we found in the DADA book.
- How Timothée Chalamet Has Made Regulus Black a Well Loved Character (March 7, 2024) - A brief look into how the fan-casting of Timothée Chalamet as Regulus Black has added to the character’s rise within the Marauders fandom.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: Gifting Galore for Your Literary Mate (February 27, 2024) - Uncover enchanted treasures for your Hogwarts mate’s study haven! From secret journals to house-themed quills—gifts that cast a spell!
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: The Top Back-to-School Items You Forget About Needing Until a Month Into Classes (November 28, 2023) - Welcome back to "The Hogwarts Hearsay." In this volume, we look at the top school items you forget about needing until a month into classes.
- Gilderoy Lockhart on How to Change The World (November 26, 2023) - Unveiling Lockhart's guide to fame-driven activism: selfies, self-promotion, and glam. Because saving the world should look fabulous!
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: Recreational Recommendations (November 21, 2023) - In the second installment of "The Hogwarts Hearsay," we look at the clubs and activities offered at Hogwarts.
- Heads of Houses Retrospective: The Class of 1998 (November 20, 2023) - The Hogwarts class of 1998 left quite a mark on the Wizarding World. Hear from the then Heads of Houses about what they were really like in their teenage years.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: House Aesthetics (May 31, 2023) - Read the "Hogwarts Hearsay," a student-run newspaper with all the gossip in the school. In this edition, we cover House aesthetics.