Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. New contest images are posted biweekly. Have fun and happy captioning!

 

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Harry: “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
(Nothing happens.)
Harry: “I solemnly swear I am up to no good!”
(Nothing happens.)
Harry: “It’s not working.”
Dumbledore: “Turn it over.”
—Emma


With Ginny pregnant again, Harry began looking for a baby name on his list of people who died.
—Sam


Dumbledore: “HELP ME. I’M STUCK IN THIS PAINTING. GET ME OUT!”
—Josh


Dumbledore: “Did you know House-Elves can fly?”
Harry: “Really?!”
Dumbledore: “Gotcha!” (To the other headmasters) “I told you he’d believe anything I say.”
—Sirius


When you waste all your ink on drawing a scar on your forehead.
—Hagrid’s Helper


Harry: “Sir, please, it’s killing me inside. I need to know… where does ‘Brian’ come from?”
—Manuel


Harry: “I can’t believe he drew a moustache on my official portrait. My own son!”
Portrait of Dumbledore: “That’s hardly something to get worked up about. Restoring it is a simple process.”
Harry: “You don’t understand! He used permanent ink. It’ll never wash off, and now I’ll need to grow a moustache to match it.”
Portrait of Dumbledore: “Don’t you think you may be overreacting?”
Harry: “I’m not like you.” Punches the desk. “I look horrible with facial hair!”
—Troi


Harry: “And, Professor, I’m sorry, but… I never actually liked lemon drops.”
—Brent


Dumbledore: “What does the letter say, Harry?”
Harry: “It reads, Dear Mr. Potter, it is my pleasure to inform you that… you suck and I am a better wizard and father than you! Insulting you forevermore, Draco Malfoy.
—Bored


Dumbledore: “Need any help, Harry?”
Harry: “Not from someone who’s dead.”
Dumbledore: (Gasps and walks out of frame and Harry never saw Dumbledore ever again.)
—Liam


Portrait Dumbledore: “Harry, I know there was so much I never told you, but to keep me in the dark like this is just cruel.”
Harry: “Okay, fine. J-Lo and Ben Affleck are back together.”
—Caitlin


Dumbledore: “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
Harry: “That’s it. No more Dad jokes.” (Goes and unplugs the portrait.)
—Emma


Dumbledore: “All right, Harry, all you have to do is -” (Freezes.)
Harry: “Dumbledore? Oh, you’re frozen.” (Puts a coin in the portrait slot.)
Dumbledore: “…locate Albus and Scorpius and…”
—Sirius


Dumbledore: “Harry…”
Harry: “Sometimes.”
Dumbledore: “Don’t do this…”
Harry: “I wish I weren’t your student.”
—Nav


Harry: “My Godric Gryffindor where is Albus?”
Dumbledore: “Am I a joke to you?”
Harry: “Wrong Albus!”
Dumbledore: “Ah yes. My bad.”
—Humble Hufflepuff


The portrait of Dumbledore tries to comfort Harry, who is furious about Rita Skeeter’s newest book, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
—Jack (Hufflepuff)


Harry: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”
Dumbledore: “Draco Malfoy. You know that.”
Harry: “Damn it.”
—Jay


“It’s terrible, Professor. My son hates me, I’m a terrible father, and on top of all that, they got rid of Vine!”
—Bex


Harry: “I have something I need to confess… I prefer Michael Gambon’s Dumbledore to Richard Harris’s.”
Dumbledore: (Shocked.)
—Catherine


Harry: “Hey, Dumbledore. Did you know that there are only two Fantastic Beasts caption contests? Crazy!”
—Sylvia

 

 

 

 


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