Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. New contest images are posted biweekly. Have fun and happy captioning!


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Dumbledore: “…and the next thing I knew, she was cold, dead on the ground. I’ve never seen Gellert since.”
Man: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
—Luna Laufeyson

Aberforth: “I just downed three glasses of Firewhiskey, and I’m standing upright and looking strikingly urbane.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Albus: “It’s not easy being the better looking sibling, Ab.”
Aberforth: “…”

Dumbledore: (Posing.)
Bartender: “I’m sorry, this is a Wendy’s drive through.”
—OOF Girl

Aberforth: “He was ALWAYS better than me at everything… does he have to be the better dresser, too?!”
—Kim K.

Albus and Aberforth secretly doubt the existence of a second ‘Hog’s Head Karaoke Night.’
—Fried Pickle

Aberforth stares enviously at his brother who is able to shop at Gladrags Muggle Apparel Outlet while he must be content with hand-me-downs from the drunk patrons lost and found.
—Friend of Fawkes

Aberforth: “Get your elbow off my counter!”

Aberforth eyeing Dumbledore’s expression wondering if he is thinking about getting a pair of fluffy woolen socks this Christmas.

Albus: “People say I look like Jude Law.”
—Sarah S.