Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. New contest images are posted biweekly. Have fun and happy captioning!

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Merrily Harry rolls along.

Just a ton of chocolate frogs in a pocket.

“Hagrid… where are you?”

Harry: (To himself) “So, ‘Diagon Alley’ is like a pun on ‘diagonally.’ I better remember not to mix those up in case there’s ever a time when I need to pronounce the name of this place very, very clearly.”

Harry: (Thinking) “I’ve heard about this British bloke who makes chocolate to die for, but I can’t remember his name. Wonka, or maybe Wanker? Perhaps I’ll ask one of these strangers.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Me on my way to the post office to mail angry letters to Hogwarts asking why I haven’t been sent an acceptance letter yet.
—She Who Must Not Be Named

As hard as Harry searched, he couldn’t find anyone else in Diagon Alley wearing plaid.

Me trying to buy a Ravenclaw sweater that isn’t blue and silver…

Harry: (Singing Alanis Morissette) “Cause I got one hand in my pocket and the other one’s holding my school supplies…”

“Okay, I have a few Galleons left, I can’t afford to buy everything from ‘Oprah’s Favorite Things.'”

Looks like someone wandered into the Dickens Christmas Faire and now wishes he had read the book more carefully!
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry was thrilled to visit the set of The Muppet Christmas Carol.