Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. Now, for MuggleNet’s 20th anniversary, we are bringing the caption contest back in full force. New contest images are posted every Monday. The entry period is from Monday to Thursday of each week. Later entries are not guaranteed to be read. Have fun and happy captioning!


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Me, when I hear someone talking about Harry Potter.
—Katie R.

Harry: (Thinking) Okay. I’ve got blood running down my right hand and a small fire on my left sleeve; maybe that discarded turban can solve two problems!
—Friend of Fawkes

Me versus the seagull coming to steal my curly fries.

Thirty seconds prior:
Harry: “You’re sure this will work?”
Quirrell: “Yeah, just stand totally still; I can definitely clear you.”
—Rob KC

Your alter ego about to take over you.

Quirrell’s ‘Zod escaping the phantom zone’ comedy routine didn’t have quite the audience he was expecting. But, by Merlin, he was going to milk it for all it was worth!

(Record scratch.)
Quirrell: You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
—Dave P.

“Come, give me a hug, dear.”
—Loony Lovegood

Voldemort: “Hogwarts sure has some nice ceiling architecture.”
—Sabrina E.

“MY hair is gone! So I’ll take yours instead!”

When someone opens the door before you ring the bell.

When you yell, “Come at me, bro!” And he really comes at you!

Harry = The world
Quirrell = Coronavirus


Pouncing on that last slice of pizza.
—Isabel H.

My responsibilities chasing after me when I’ve abandoned them for Harry Potter, AGAIN.
—Rose Y.

When you forget to put water in the Easy Mac and accidentally burn the whole house down.

“Hold it, Voldy! Social distancing requires you to stay 6 feet away!”
—Dolores S.





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