Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. New contest images are posted biweekly. Have fun and happy captioning!


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Ron: “Harry… this is where we first met.”
Harry: (Kisses Ron on the forehead as Titanic music plays.)

When the Trolley Lady is very late, and you’re getting ‘hangry‘.
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry: “They call this ride the Wizarding World Hogwarts Express? That doesn’t sound like Hermione’s voice at all.”

Ron: “No need to worry, mate. We’re heading to Hogwarts, the safest place in the world!”
Harry: “Um, Ron, do you remember the past few years? Like, AT ALL?”

Ron: “‘L+R’? Why would Lavender put up a heart about me and Luna?”
Harry: (mumbles) “I need a new friend.”

Ron: “Did Lavender just write the entire Twilight Series on the glass?”

Harry: “‘Enemies of the Heir, Beware’?”
Ron: “Wrong movie, Lavender.”

Ron: “Does Lavender know she’s only a B-Character and can’t end up with me?”

Harry: “Hey, why is there so much more snow at Hogwarts than usual?”
Ron: “Oh, that reminds me. I heard the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be someone named Queen Elsa of Arendelle.”

Hermione: (Off-screen) “I’m not a night troll, I’m a little girl!”

Harry: “Is that the trolley lady?”
Ron: “Since when does she have claws?”

Ron: “Have you seen today’s Prophet? They’re saying some Death Eaters are causing trouble with a Muggle boat, of all things. Where is the Suez Canal, anyway?”

Harry: “Hey, I think that’s my runaway Chocolate Frog from first year.”





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