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“SpeakBeasty” Episode 51: “Hipster Dumbledore”

by Elayna Mae Darcy, SpeakBeasty · December 17, 2017

CONTENT WARNING: This episode features an at-length discussion about J.K. Rowling’s recent statement about Johnny Depp, and some of the content may be triggering to listeners who are assault or rape survivors. If this material would be triggering, we encourage you to skip the main discussion for this episode and listen to our other segments. If you or someone you know is in crisis or dealing with assault, you are not alone, and we urge you to seek help by using the hotlines mentioned at the bottom of this article.

 

Hosts Aurelia and Haley and guest host MuggleNet staff member Lizzie G. are here for an intense discussion on J.K. Rowling’s recent statement about Johnny Depp’s casting, a chat about the newly released photos, and to dish on German folklore.

Episode 51: Hipster Dumbledore

This time on SpeakBeasty:

→ Guest host Lizzie G. joins us!
→ “The Phoenix Register“: Straight outta the Paris sewers.
→ Eddie has legs for days.
→ Newt’s coat is the new Harry’s shirt.
→ “Albus, NO.”
→ Plot twist: Ariana lives?
→ “I’M TRYING TO BE EVIL HERE!”
→ Warner Bros. worked with her on this.
→ “This feels backward.”
→ “How did we get here in the first place?”
→ Let’s not create a hierarchy of what’s “worse.”
→ “The Newt Case”: Knecht Ruprecht!
→ German folklore is fun.
→ Did Santa use house-elves?

Podcast Question: If Haley’s theory were true, whom would you want to see as Grindelwald in the next three films?

Share your thoughts on this episode with us below in the comments, and don’t forget to support SpeakBeasty on Patreon, where you can get thank you tweets, join our common room, and more!

You can always tune into SpeakBeasty right here on MuggleNet or by visiting us on speakbeasty.com! Be sure to check us out on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram for more news and theories from Newt’s fantastic wizarding world, and watch previous SpeakBeasty livestreams on YouTube!

These are some resources for victims of assault if you intend to seek help…

National Domestic Violence Hotline

RAINN (National Sexual Assault Hotline)

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

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