CC #142: Week of July 10, 2005
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Harry: ‘Hurry, Ron! If we don’t find Mackenzie, Jo will never ask us to baby sit again!’
-Rachel F.
Harry: See?! This is what happens when you mess around with Shrinking Charms! *Stares pointingly at Ron*
Ron: Well how was I supposed to know we’d end up crawling around inside You-Know-Who’s nose?!
-Lily
Ron: Harry… what’s this?
Harry: I think it’s J.K.’s new plot…
Ron: …Twisted…
-Bushy
‘Ron, I’ve got a confession to make…. I’ve read Lord of the Rings, and this isn’t very comforting…’
-Force Monkey
Who knew Malfoy was a gopher Animagus?!
-Nilla
Ron: Harry, do you think Hagrid’s still mad at us for dropping Care of Magical Creatures…?
Hagrid: *Dropping boulder over cave entrance, muttering* That aught ter teach’em…
Harry: …Ron, what do you think…?
-Magitek
Harry: Draco?! This is what you wanted Mr. Borgin to fix – a Barbie doll?!
Malfoy: Well I couldn’t fix it with magic so I took it to him!
Harry: But what does that have to do with the Dark Arts?!
Ron: Are you kidding, Harry? Look! Her pants are one shade of pink lighter than her shirt. That’s just evil!
-Angel
Ron: *Panting* After 28 chapters of searching, we’ve finally found the location of the last Horcrux!
Harry: Yes. It’s a stick that Salazar Slytherin once touched… look carefully!
-Einar W.
Having reached the bottom of the title page, Harry and Ron picked up Arthur Levine’s Lantern Logo and then peered nervously around the corner. While Ron spotted only the dedication page, Harry saw what he had been dreading most about his sixth year at Hogwarts: The Table of Contents.
-Lolua
Ron: ‘”Follow the dark spooky tunnel”? Why couldn’t it have been ‘’follow the well-lit pink hall”?!’
-Chelbell
Ron: Harry?
Harry: Yes, Ron?
Ron: That lantern you’re carrying… it doesn’t seem to be giving out much light…
Harry: Oh, well yeah – that’s because it’s plastic! It’s only here for dramatic effect.
-Becca
Harry: What is this place… and who are they?
Gepetto: Ooh, look, Pinnochio! We have company! How nice!
-Robert M.
Harry: Ron! Stop admiring the dirt clumps on the wall and get over here!
Ron: But Harry, the clumps are exactly the shape of Gwyneth Paltrow, look!
Harry: …
-E.J. Olson
Ron: …Spiders… and dragons… and skrewts…
Harry: Oh, my!
-Robert
Ron: *Muttering* ‘First it was follow the spiders, now it’s follow the Chosen One!’
-Caroline
Harry: ‘I never would have imagined Voldemort hiding a Horcrux inside Moby Dick!’
-Amanda
Ron: I-I-I don’t like spiders!
Harry: Sure you do! I put some in your breakfast this morning, remember?!
-Kirsten
Harry: Why am I holding a giant lantern when I could just say ‘lumos‘?
Ron: Why don’t you ask the director?
-Jay
A peek inside the ear canal of Professor Severus Snape.
-Jimmy
Harry Potter and the Lantern That’s as Big as He Is.
-Al
Ron: Harry, what kind of earthworm made this tunnel…?
Harry: The kind that would catch a really big fish!
-Cindy Marie
Ron: I knew we should have taken a left at Albuquerque!
Harry: Wrong WB franchise, Ron…
Ron: You’re despicable!
-Daniel A.
Ron: *Grabs Harry’s arm* Oh my gosh – what’s that?!
Harry: No – it can’t be – a basilisk?!
Ron: No… it’s the big scaly monster from inside your chest – RUN!
-Katie G.
Harry: Ron, come check this out!
Ron: I know that you’ve seen something exciting, Harry, just don’t grab me there in excitement!
-Alex
‘Ron, you’ve got to believe me! I had been meaning to tell you about my feelings for your sister… but with MuggleNet’s new spoiler policy it just wasn’t allowed!’
-Hannah
Harry: OK, so I’ve got a great theory… Snape is not evil!
Ron: Wait a second, Harry. When Snape does the smallest thing, you’re all ‘He’s evil’! But now, he goes and kills Dumbledore and you think that he’s just fine and dandy?
Harry: …Erm….yeah….?
-Moley
Ron: ‘Harry, is that a Starbucks…?’
-Rakieckirr
Being the Chosen One has its advantages; being able to hold and over-sized lamp is one of the lesser known.
-Sliver
Harry: Wow, Ron… this darkness is blacker than your Draught of Peace!
Ron: …
-Michelle
‘Here, basilisk, basilisk, basilisk!’
-QT
Harry: …It’s just, I had no idea when you called it ‘the Burrow’ that it was actually a –
Ron: -A burrow?! What else do you think it could be? I had no idea the Boy-Who-Lived could be so dumb!
-Derek
Bravely, Harry and Ron set out into the Forbidden Forest in search of Aragog who, they had been told, was able to answer the age old question, ”Why is there Braille on drive-thru ATM machines?”
-FPB
‘I told you we should have headed back when we saw the centaur giving us the New York salute!’
-Minny-B
Ron: Hey… Harry? Where do you suppose we are?
Harry: …If I had to make a guess, I’d say we were on the set of Spielberg’s new alien blockbuster film…
Ron- …I was thinking ‘in a tunnel’, but that sounds cooler…
-Mars R.
*Continuation of last week’s captions*
Tinkerbelle: *In lantern, frantically* ‘LET ME OUT! I have to get a good place in line for Book Six!’
-Arimalka
Harry and Ron travel through the escape tunnel they dug in the new movie, ‘The Crookshanks Redemption.’
-Panjab
Harry: Hey, Ron, what’s the difference between Uranus and Neptune?
Ron: …Neptune’s a planet.
-Victoria H.
Ron: Er…
Harry: What is it, Ron?
Ron: …I have the sudden urge to tap-dance…
-Rachel Valo
Documenter: ‘…And once again we find Harry and Ron on an epic adventure that will most likely end in a death or a detention…’
-Karri
Harry: This is Yoda’s new hut? It’s so dirty!
Yoda: When 900 years old YOU age, find a better hut, you will not!
-Angel
Harry: Wait, Ron. We can’t leave the ‘winding’ plot of book six behind us yet…what was the huge thing revealed about Lily Potter?!
Ron: Um, she was good at potions…?
-Stephanini
Rupert: What exactly are we looking for?
Dan: My birthday presents – it was MuggleNet’s idea to hide them in the Forbidden Forest!
-Alohomora
Harry: ‘…Okay, Ron, the coast is clear. No spoilers around this corner…’
-Callie
Harry: What’s all this silly string for?
Ron: All of the Harry/Ginny shippers had a party, from the looks of it…
-Atticus
Ron: Whoa! This ancient cave man drawing looks like Donald Trumps face!
Harry: Maybe he has a Horcrux too!
-Anna
Scenes from Survivor: Underground.
-Serena
Ron: ‘But… isn’t there’s an easier way to get to the Caption Contest? …A link, maybe?’
-Alery
