Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is a Wizard
Because magic can sprout from anywhere!
- When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
- You say, “Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?” But then it does
- He gets busted shoplifting a newt
- Can turn lead into gold, but he can’t remember to take out the trash – am I right, parents?
- He wears shiny red satin robes – and you’re praying he’s just a wizard
- Favorite discount electronics store: “The Wiz”
- He refers to Halloween as “amateur night”
- He’s only 12, but somehow he’s dating Gwyneth Paltrow
- His favorite excuse is that “his homework ate the dog”
- You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
Originally appearing on: “The Late Show with David Letterman”