CC #391: Week of July 20, 2014
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Scabior: ‘Stand back, everyone! The Dark Lord has been waiting all these years to dance again!’
Snatcher at the back: ‘This bathroom line is too long…’
‘Stand back, boys. I’m going to tickle this sleeping dragon, and then we’ll find out if the school motto is nonsense or not.’
And so, the great throng rushed towards the gates leading into the Diagon Alley expansion.
-The Doctor’s Daughter
Hagrid: First thing ya wanna know about Hippogriffs is, that they’re very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not wan to insult a Hippogriff. It may just be the last thing you ever do. Now. Who’d like ter come and say hello?
[Everyone but Scabior moves backwards] Hagrid: Well done, Scabior, well done!
Scabior: ‘Before we go across that bridge, I must consult the One True Oracle. *Pulls out Magic 8-Ball* Oh, Magic 8-Ball, should we cross that bridge? *Shakes the ball* ”My reply is no.” All right, everyone, we stay put.’
‘Okay, Hogwarts staff, we’ll make you a deal. We’ll call off the attack, in exchange for clean clothes, access to the Prefect’s bath, and 2 meals in the Great Hall.’
Scabior: ‘Everybody hold up. Neville’s on that bridge. We’ll never get across now.’
Scabior: ‘This is the largest flat screen in TV history!’
McGonagall: ‘Welcome to Hogwarts. In just a moment, we will walk into the Great Hall. There, you will each be called to sit and you will be sorted into your houses. Going by the look of you, you are all in Slytherin.’
Scabior: Careful, they’re sending out their most terrifying weapon!
Scabmione shipper: Ohmygawd, you’re so hawt! You should totally be with Hermione!
Scabior: Everybody, run!
All: AAARGH! *They run away*
Scabior: ‘Stand back, everyone! That squirrel will pass soon enough!’
Scabior: ‘Who organized the clothes for this movie? We look like golfers, not villains…’