CC #397: Week of December 27, 2015

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Newt: ‘In this suitcase I have the most amazing weapon. It will take down Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and One Direction. After it is used, we will live in a Utopian society.’

‘Umm… not hiding my prized wizarding card collection in here. Nope, not at all! So, you can leave. Nothing to see here…’

Newt’s response to seeing TV footage of the Trump campaign.

‘Is it a set of new clothes? I really hope it’s new clothes.’

Newt: ‘What do you mean that my suitcase can only weigh fifty pounds?’

Newt: No… I don’t have anything to declare…
*Creature noises coming from the case*
-The Doctor’s Daughter

‘Finally, Fred and George sent me the Skiving Snackbox I ordered!’
-Sara and Kate

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…

‘Oh, no, you misheard me. I said STICK in a box. It’s a Bowtruckle.’

‘I have a terrible feeling, Mr. Schrodinger, that when I open this case, the cat will be dead.’





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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.