CC #397: Week of December 27, 2015

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Newt: ‘In this suitcase I have the most amazing weapon. It will take down Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and One Direction. After it is used, we will live in a Utopian society.’
-Josh

‘Umm… not hiding my prized wizarding card collection in here. Nope, not at all! So, you can leave. Nothing to see here…’
-Katie

Newt’s response to seeing TV footage of the Trump campaign.
-Sam

‘Is it a set of new clothes? I really hope it’s new clothes.’
-Glen

Newt: ‘What do you mean that my suitcase can only weigh fifty pounds?’
-Sarah

Newt: No… I don’t have anything to declare…
*Creature noises coming from the case*
-The Doctor’s Daughter

‘Finally, Fred and George sent me the Skiving Snackbox I ordered!’
-Sara and Kate

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
-Lena

‘Oh, no, you misheard me. I said STICK in a box. It’s a Bowtruckle.’
-Joanna

‘I have a terrible feeling, Mr. Schrodinger, that when I open this case, the cat will be dead.’
-Glen