CC #437: Week of December 27, 2020

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Tom Felton: “This shirt isn’t going to get stained, right? It’s my mum’s favorite.”

Man: “Are you good?”
Draco: (having 31 minutes of screen time throughout the whole series) “Yeah, I’m good.”

Draco: “You see that person in the mirror? That’s me! Dark Magic if I’ve ever seen it.”

David Yates: “Tom, you’ve been playing this role for years now, and you’re still doing it wrong. Look at my hand. This is how you hold your wand.”

Tom Felton: “You’re trying to give me acting tips? Has your cheese slid off its cracker?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Draco: “How about we settle this with a thumb war?”

Man: “And those are the eight simple rules for dating Pansy.”
Draco: “Yes, Mr. Parkinson.”

Draco: “No mask? No social distancing? The door is over there, mate!”

Draco: “No one’s behind, so can I cry peacefully?”
David Yates: (with his fingers crossed behind his back) “Yes.”
—Slytherin Princess

David: “I know how to make people hate Malfoy more. During your fight with Harry, he will be holding a puppy and you will have to hex it.”

Draco: “Shoot, we both played ROCK again!”

“…Anyway, that’s why paper towels are more hygienic than air dryers.”

Tom: “You ever heard what wizards did before toilets?”

Tom: “Now, you just extend your pinky on the other side, and that’s how you make the ‘hang loose’ sign.”

David: “So, Harry comes in, you point your wand at him and say, ‘You shall not pass.'”
Tom: “But isn’t that from—”
David: “They don’t own that phrase.”

Yates: “Have you seen Dan?”
Tom: “Yeah, he’s hiding in one of the stalls. I think he broke another wand.”

And then, Draco finally noticed that Muggles had been filming his life for the past six years.






Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.