CC #437: Week of December 27, 2020


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Tom Felton: “This shirt isn’t going to get stained, right? It’s my mum’s favorite.”
—Rebekka_02


Man: “Are you good?”
Draco: (having 31 minutes of screen time throughout the whole series) “Yeah, I’m good.”
—Lawrilie


Draco: “You see that person in the mirror? That’s me! Dark Magic if I’ve ever seen it.”
—Lacy


David Yates: “Tom, you’ve been playing this role for years now, and you’re still doing it wrong. Look at my hand. This is how you hold your wand.”
—Brett


Tom Felton: “You’re trying to give me acting tips? Has your cheese slid off its cracker?”
—Friend of Fawkes


Draco: “How about we settle this with a thumb war?”
—Neil


Man: “And those are the eight simple rules for dating Pansy.”
Draco: “Yes, Mr. Parkinson.”
—Sam


Draco: “No mask? No social distancing? The door is over there, mate!”
—Harry


Draco: “No one’s behind, so can I cry peacefully?”
David Yates: (with his fingers crossed behind his back) “Yes.”
—Slytherin Princess


David: “I know how to make people hate Malfoy more. During your fight with Harry, he will be holding a puppy and you will have to hex it.”
—Liam


Draco: “Shoot, we both played ROCK again!”
—Sam


“…Anyway, that’s why paper towels are more hygienic than air dryers.”
—Sarra


Tom: “You ever heard what wizards did before toilets?”
—Cody


Tom: “Now, you just extend your pinky on the other side, and that’s how you make the ‘hang loose’ sign.”
—Christen


David: “So, Harry comes in, you point your wand at him and say, ‘You shall not pass.'”
Tom: “But isn’t that from—”
David: “They don’t own that phrase.”
—Josh


Yates: “Have you seen Dan?”
Tom: “Yeah, he’s hiding in one of the stalls. I think he broke another wand.”
—Abby


And then, Draco finally noticed that Muggles had been filming his life for the past six years.
—Sam

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.

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