CC #442: Week of March 7, 2021

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Director: “Rupert, we’ve shot the scene. You can go home now.”
Rupert: “Oh, I know; the bed is just so cozy!”

Lavender: “For the next step in our relationship, I brought my dad here to meet you.”
Mr. Brown: “We have Brown scarves, sort of like your Weasley jumpers.”

The two “talent wranglers” try to figure out who’s missing based on the floor markers.
—Friend of Fawkes

Lavender: “Hi, Ron! I like that you’re hurt. Now I can take care of you!”
—Affectu S.

Ron: “Wait. Lavender, who’s that man?”
Lavender: “Oh, that’s the priest that married us while you were unconscious.”
Ron: “WHAT?!”
Lavender: “I wanted to surprise you.”

“It’s okay, Rupert. We’ve all been vaccinated.”

Lavender: “So while you were unconscious, Ginny and I went to see the Chudley Cannons play the Tutshill Tornados. Guess what? The Cannons won!”
Lavender: “Hey, don’t forget that you could have seen it with ME!”
Ron: “Oh, yeah. And that.”

David: “So. You kiss him, he feels better, he whisks you away in his ice cream truck, and you sail off into the sunset at 5 mph.”

Later on, David Yates was replaced with Dumbledore in post-production.

Jessie Cave: “The makeup team did a great job, Rupert. You really do look pale and sickly.”
Rupert Grint: “…I haven’t been to makeup yet.”

It must be 100 degrees on the set, yet David Yates insists on wearing a woolen cravat, much to the amusement of the young actors, who think he sweats like a Berkshire boar.
—Friend of Fawkes

Lavender: “And what are YOU doing here?!”
Ginny: “I happen to be his sister!”
Lavender: “Well, does he really need one? He has five brothers, after all.”
Ginny: “You really have a problem with competition, don’t you?”

When your brother’s in the hospital but you’re too busy staring at his girlfriend to care.

David: “And so Madam Pomfrey comes in and looks at your chart and says, ‘Ron is so much better in the books.'”

David Yates: “Since you’ve been in the hospital, Rupert, we’ve decided to give more of your lines to Hermione. We hope you don’t mind.”






Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.