CC #443: Week of March 21, 2021


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Ron: “Harry… this is where we first met.”
Harry: (Kisses Ron on the forehead as Titanic music plays.)
—Sam


When the Trolley Lady is very late, and you’re getting ‘hangry‘.
—Friend of Fawkes


Harry: “They call this ride the Wizarding World Hogwarts Express? That doesn’t sound like Hermione’s voice at all.”
—Ramesh


Ron: “No need to worry, mate. We’re heading to Hogwarts, the safest place in the world!”
Harry: “Um, Ron, do you remember the past few years? Like, AT ALL?”
—Sam


Ron: “‘L+R’? Why would Lavender put up a heart about me and Luna?”
Harry: (mumbles) “I need a new friend.”
—Josh


Ron: “Did Lavender just write the entire Twilight Series on the glass?”
—Emma


Harry: “‘Enemies of the Heir, Beware’?”
Ron: “Wrong movie, Lavender.”
—Grace


Ron: “Does Lavender know she’s only a B-Character and can’t end up with me?”
—Josh


Harry: “Hey, why is there so much more snow at Hogwarts than usual?”
Ron: “Oh, that reminds me. I heard the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be someone named Queen Elsa of Arendelle.”
—Sam


RON: “OH MY GOD! NIGHT TROLL!”
Hermione: (Off-screen) “I’m not a night troll, I’m a little girl!”
—Harry


Harry: “Is that the trolley lady?”
Ron: “Since when does she have claws?”
—Tito


Ron: “Have you seen today’s Prophet? They’re saying some Death Eaters are causing trouble with a Muggle boat, of all things. Where is the Suez Canal, anyway?”
—Neil


Harry: “Hey, I think that’s my runaway Chocolate Frog from first year.”
—Annaleno

 

 

 

 


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