CC #443: Week of March 21, 2021

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Ron: “Harry… this is where we first met.”
Harry: (Kisses Ron on the forehead as Titanic music plays.)

When the Trolley Lady is very late, and you’re getting ‘hangry‘.
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry: “They call this ride the Wizarding World Hogwarts Express? That doesn’t sound like Hermione’s voice at all.”

Ron: “No need to worry, mate. We’re heading to Hogwarts, the safest place in the world!”
Harry: “Um, Ron, do you remember the past few years? Like, AT ALL?”

Ron: “‘L+R’? Why would Lavender put up a heart about me and Luna?”
Harry: (mumbles) “I need a new friend.”

Ron: “Did Lavender just write the entire Twilight Series on the glass?”

Harry: “‘Enemies of the Heir, Beware’?”
Ron: “Wrong movie, Lavender.”

Ron: “Does Lavender know she’s only a B-Character and can’t end up with me?”

Harry: “Hey, why is there so much more snow at Hogwarts than usual?”
Ron: “Oh, that reminds me. I heard the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be someone named Queen Elsa of Arendelle.”

Hermione: (Off-screen) “I’m not a night troll, I’m a little girl!”

Harry: “Is that the trolley lady?”
Ron: “Since when does she have claws?”

Ron: “Have you seen today’s Prophet? They’re saying some Death Eaters are causing trouble with a Muggle boat, of all things. Where is the Suez Canal, anyway?”

Harry: “Hey, I think that’s my runaway Chocolate Frog from first year.”





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.