CC #459: Week of November 7, 2021
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When everyone is cheering your boyfriend and you are just proud he hasn’t fallen off his broom yet.
Girl on the left: “There’s a rogue Bludger heading straight for us! If only someone had written a line for me so I could warn Luna and Hermione. Oh well!”
—Friend of Fawkes
No one noticed that a lion head had mysteriously come to life and was slowly chewing Luna’s head!
Hermione: “Luna, I love your costume.”
Luna: “It’s not a costume. I miscast a Transfiguration spell and now I’m stuck as half a lion, half me.”
When Padma’s embarrassed to be standing next to Luna so she pretends she doesn’t know her.
When you are a bigger fan of Gryffindor than of your own House.
Luna: (singing) “Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!”
Luna: (thinking) “I don’t know what it means, but it feels right for a Quidditch match.”
—Friend of Fawkes
Luna: “I think Quidditch would be more interesting if they rode on Blibbering Humdingers instead of broomsticks, don’t you?”
Hermione: (forced smile)
Neville: “Go Arsenal!”
Hermione: “It’s Gryffindor.”
The Lion, the Witch, and the Guy Who Defeated the Boggart in the Wardrobe.
Hermione: “Who’s winning?”
Hermione: “Thanks, Aslan.”
Luna: “I’m not Aslan. That’s a different franchise.”
Hermione: “Is it, though? Only certain people get in. Kids learn fighting skills to fight a dark sorcerer who wants to rule the world. Creatures you wouldn’t expect to talk do. There’s a good leader who is all powerful. Why split hairs?”
Luna: “So why am I standing between you and Padma?”
Hermione: “I’m still not okay with her going to the Yule Ball with Ron.”
Neville: “My hair is getting ruined! How do you guys keep your hair nice?”
Hermione, Luna, and Parvati: “Hat!”
Neville: “Luna, you’re lying.”
Luna: “I know I’m lion.”