CC #475, Week of July 24, 2022

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“Sir, you can trust me. I’m actually Tina.”
—Maddox

Bunty: “Are you quite sure that you can replicate this case to my exact specifications?”
Clerk: “Sheesh, lady! Read the sign. ‘Replications R Us’!”
—Friend of Fawkes

Bunty: “If we both touch it at the same time, we both win the Triwizard Tournament. It’s a Hogwarts victory no matter what.”
—Ina

Clerk: “Look, lady! If you want me to ship this, you’re going to have to let it go!”
—Friend of Fawkes

He: “Do you think what I think?”
She: “I think a lot more than what you think I think.”
—Nannu

Shop owner and Bunty Broadacre as Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman in Se7en.
—Evan

When there’s only one PS5 left at Best Buy on Black Friday.
—Gayla