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CC #063: Week of December 28, 2003

In this week’s Caption Contest image, the former headmasters and headmistresses of Hogwarts doze in their portraits inside Dumbledore’s office. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!

The Burrow: Power Tripping

by Nancy Paulette Through numerous readings of the Harry Potter series, I’ve noticed that, time and again, ideas about power, success and abilities are brought up. Each time, the emphasis is on a different...

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CC #062: Week of December 21, 2003

In this week’s Caption Contest image, the trio discover something is afoot at Hogwarts by what’s written on the wall. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!

The North Tower #14: House Elves (2)

Different people react very differently to the elves’ situation. The Hogwarts house elves (HHE) think that they have the greatest job in the world (according to Fred and George in GoF); they’re happy with and proud of their situation. Winky is happy serving the Crouches but unhappy being a free elf. (Note that she’s still wearing her real clothes at Hogwarts and not the Hogwarts pillowcase. She’s thus not a “true” HHE; she’s serving wizards, but she’s still free.) Dobby is unhappy being the slave of the Malfoys and happy serving the wizard kind while still being free (at Hogwarts).

The Burrow: Making Time for Magic

By Robbie Fischer, facial hair donor We can learn one moral from the Dursley family, the ultimate Muggles. A life without wonder or imagination, without play or fun, without a kind of “magic” (not...

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CC #061: Week of December 14, 2003

In this week’s Caption Contest image, the Gryffindor students are treated to a surprise visit by their head of house. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!