Week of June 12, 2005
Harry: ‘Ron, are you sure your mother didn’t make that dress robe out of those curtains in your attic…?’
Harry: …Don’t worry, Ron… at least one girl will be chasing you at the ball…
Ron: Really? *Looks hopeful* Who?
Harry: The girl who you stole those frilly bloomers from…
Harry: ‘Lose another bet, Ron?’
Harry: ‘Whoa, Ron… your reflection just passed out…’
Sarah Stitch’s Secondhand Sunday-Best: Sure to make that outdated 70’s hairstyle look great!
Harry: ‘Look on the bright side… no matter what the decorations are you’ll match them!’
Harry: ‘Ron, did you know that you look like a cross between Mick Jagger and Raggedy Andy?’
Ron: Why is everything I own maroon?! Doesn’t my mother realize that with my skin tone and hair color it makes me look peaky?
Ron: ‘Harry… I think I accidentally grabbed Hermione’s dress and put it on…’
Harry: It’s amazing isn’t it?
Ron: What is?
Harry: Every time I look at you I think of Beetlejuice…
A photo of Harry and Ron’s expressions when they meet their dates
Ron: *Thinking* How could my mother go into the same store and come out with both of these dress robes?!
Ron: ‘I knew I shouldn’t have taken fashion tips from Nearly Headless Nick…’
Rupert Grint decided to remake ‘‘November Rain’‘ by Guns’n’Roses despite Emma’s insistence that she would not do a wedding scene.
Harry: ‘It’s not that bad… If you keep your fingers crossed, you might win People Magazine’s ”Prettiest Ruffles” in the Best Dressed section!’
Both: *Bursting into song and dance*
I’m gonna wear it forever,
Even though I know that I am a guy,
When I wear it I feel so hot and clever,
It’s so sexy when it’s with a bow tie!
‘Harry, I can’t go in looking like this… Millicent Bulstrode’s wearing the same outfit!’
Ron: Hermione, give me my robes back! I can’t go to the ball like this!
Harry: Well, Ron, you’ve always wanted to be the center of attention!
Ron: Yeah… Malfoy will be known as the Bouncing Ferret and I’ll be known as the Dancing Flamingo!
Harry: ‘Austin Powers’ got nothing on you, Ron!’
Ron: What? What?!
Harry: *Whispering* Don’t…look…now…but the tiny badger…that lives…on Lupin’s upper-lip…has migrated to your tuxedo…
‘You didn’t hear it from me, but Hermione really loves things that are ”frilly”.’
Mirror: ‘It could be worse, dear… at least it wasn’t designed by Janet Jackson’s wardrobe department…’‘
‘I’m gonna curse whoever put that guy from The Cure in charge of wardrobe…’
Rupert: Oh my gosh, Dan, what did we do to deserve this?
Dan: We signed a contract, Rupert…
‘Great… Another reason for people to say I look like my Mum!’
Harry: I told you not to buy your Tux at Liberace’s estate sale…
Ron: I have a sudden urge to beat myself over the head with a candelabrum.
Director: And cut!
Dan: Who wrote that joke?! I had to ask my grandmother who Liberace was!
Rupert: Did you happen to ask her what in the heck a candelabrum is?
Harry: ‘Don’t worry about looking too feminine, Ron – your hair is so long now, everybody will think you’re Ginny anyway.’
You know, Ron, I know your mom was kidding, but… um… maybe you should just go naked…
Ron: I told Mum I didn’t want to enter the Gilderoy Lockhart Look-Alike Contest!
Harry: Don’t worry, Ron, the only thing worse than losing the contest would be winning it!
Simon Cowell: ‘You call those the most hideous dress robes? I… I… well, those are the most hideous dress robes….
‘Well, whaddaya know, Ron! You CAN do a good basset hound imitation!’
Ron: Harry, what’s wrong with Seamus? He isn’t moving anymore…
Harry: Ron, I think he’s laughed himself into a coma…
‘Well… at least Michael Jackson won’t be tempted…’