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CC #206: Week of February 25, 2007

CC #206: Week of February 25, 2007

Week of February 25, 2007

Everyone: Huh?
Parvati: Oops…
-Nicole

Harry: *Looks side to side and sighs* Alright, who just pulled a mass Side-Along Apparation?
Hermione: *Glances at him and smiles nervously* Er… sorry?
-Cecelia

Neville: ‘I shouldn’t have touched that old boot…’
-Mesmes

Harry: ‘Screw this, I’m in Equus!’
Everyone Else: …
-Marlon

George: Cool, I call being Jack!
Hermione: Kate!
Luna: Claire!
Fred: Sawyer!
Cho: Sun!
Ron: Polar bear!
Neville: Creepy smoke!
Harry: Palm tree!
-Nora

And all the viewers of Lost were disappointed when they found out that all the seasons of trickery and confusion were just a ploy to get them to go see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
-Helen P.

Harry: Why are we on a deserted island? Aren’t we supposed to be in the Room of Requirement?
Luna: Maybe we were transported by a Walbiling Humdinger. They transport huge groups to islands and then leave them.
Fred: *To George* Should we tell them that we’re testing our Portable Jungle on the Room?
George: And miss our chance to meet Evangeline Lilly? Are you crazy?!
-Macky

*Flashback to 3rd Year*
Harry: Hermione, what’s that thing around your neck?
Hermione: uh, nothing…
Ron: yeah, and how come you always magically appear in class?
Hermione: Uh… I don’t know…
Harry: Let me see that!
Hermione: no!
Ron: Come on, let us see it!
Hermione: No!
Harry: Give it to me! *Harry breaks the Time-turner and the entire class goes back in time*
Hermione: *Sighs* Nice, Harry…
-Greta

All: ‘We are proud of our uniform!’
-Emma W.J.

‘I’d like to teach the world to sing…
In Per-fect Har-mo-ney.
I’d like to give the World some Hope,
And furnish it with Love…’

-RJ

4 Weasleys
8 Palm Leaves over Neville’s Head
15 Wizards
16 Pairs of Eyes
23 Leaves in the Front-Left Foreground
42 Tree Branches in the Background
———————–
108 Items proving I’ve stared at this picture too long.

-Sean

Cho: You still like me, don’t you Harry?
Harry: No, I don’t.
Cho: Yes, you do.
Harry: No, I don’t.
Cho: Prove it.
Harry: Okay, how’s this? If I still find you attractive, may a palm tree grow out of my head….
-Peter, Helene and Veronica

Survivor: Hogwarts. Out-fly, Out-cast, Out-brew.
-Kooldragon

All: Dub, dub, dub!
Eric: Well done, my brothers, off into the wide world!
-J-Gilmore

Neville: ‘I know, I know! I’m really sorry, guys, I didn’t think my Switching Spells were that bad!’
-Lala

Ron: uh, Harry, what’s going on?
Harry: *Improvising* Uh, I’ve devised a test. You have to use all of your wit and magical ability to get off the island!
Hermione: uh, Harry? We’re in the Bermuda Triangle, you can’t use magic.
Harry: Ah… well, just your wit then…
-Abster

Cameraman: Right, that’s good, just one more please. Excellent. These will be on the front page of the Daily Prophet on Monday.
Harry: Um, Sir, we’re a secret society.
Cameraman: Yep, front-page news defiitely. ‘Secret Dark Arts Society.’
Harry: Defense against the dark arts.
Cameraman: Of course, of course. ‘Secret Dark Arts Society Right Under Ministry’s Nose.’
-Lya

Harry: Ha! look at me! Everyone has their shirts buttoned up except me! This represents my ability to be rebellious! And nearly shirtless! What now, huh?!
Hermione: *Whispers in his ear*
Harry: *Looks down at other caption*
People in Other Caption: Oooooh! You need some ICE for that BURN?!
-Alison

Lost in Translation
Ron: Bloody hell, what is this place?!
Neville: P-p-p-p—
Hermione: Quiet, Neville. We need to figure out where we are!
Neville: P-p-p-p-
Hermione: Oh, what?
Harry: Padfoot?
Ron: Patronus?
Fred: Peppermint Toads?
George: Pixies?
Neville: P-p-p-p POLAR BEAR!!!
-l\\lo3LL3

Neville: ‘So this is what Conan O’Brien felt like in high school…’
-Bobbie

Harry Potter and the Island of Emos.
-Jake A. Ralphing

–Inspired by The Simpsons
Harry: What’s that?
Fred: Looks like some kind of wild breed of house-elf…
Hermione: Look, it’s licking slime off that rock! And there’s enough slime for all of us! We’re saved!
Rest of the Kids: *Eye the elf hungrily*

Harry: *Munching on roast elf* Enjoying your dinner, Hermione?
Hermione: *Licking slime off rock* …Savages…
-SmR

So this is the tale of our Hogwart’s crew,
they’re here for a long resort.
They’ll have to make the best of things,
without Voldemort.
Potter and his best friends too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No spells, no brooms, no quidditch match,
not a single luxury.
Like wizards long before them,
it’s primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you’re sure to get a smile.
From all our stranded Hogwart pals,
Here on Gryffindor’s Isle!

-Helene

What happened when Harry walked around outside the Room of Requirement, thinking of how much he needed a vacation.
-Sam

Harry: ‘Am I the only one creeped out by the fact that George looks exactly like Ethan Rom?’
-Nancy

Ron: *Whispering* What are we doing in the jungle?
Luna: *Whispering back* This is where Neville’s barber lives.
-ZoeRachel

…When the computer stopped working because of the amount of magic around, Harry had the strangest feeling that something bad might happen, …and then the sky turned purple.
-Mike B.

Harry: ‘And that’s why the Cannons will never win the World Cup…’
-Marie

Hermione: Where are we?
Ron: We’re screwed, that’s where we are…
-Shelby

The Boy Who Wouldn’t Ask for Directions.
-BILLER

Harry: Hey, Hermione? Who’s that guy standing behind you?
Hermione: You mean Neville?
Harry: No, the other one…
Hermione: I don’t know, but he wasn’t on the plane manifest!
Ron: The what? Speak English, Hermione!
Hermione: The list of passengers, Ronald!
Guy Behind Hermione: *Grabs Neville and Luna and disapparates*
Harry: Bugger.
-Betse

HP Cast: *Stares*
Lost Cast: *Stares*
HP Cast: *Stares seriously*
Lost Cast: *Stares seriously*
Ron: …But I don’t even watch Lost!
-Leigh

LOST.
Dumbledore’s Army
If found, please return to Albus Dumbledore.

-Laura

The Hogwarts Students demonstrate their new spell, ‘Floatus without Leggus.’
-Janet D.

Harry: …George?
George: Yes?
Harry: Is that song true?
George: Which song are you referring to?
Harry: ‘Landslide’ by the Dixie Chicks.
George: Oh, that song! What do you mean, ‘Is the song true?’
Harry: Does the landslide really bring you down?
George: Why do you ask, Harry?
Harry: *Looks towards mountain nervously*
George: …
-Kaity

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