Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to MuggleNet’s Crazy Caption Contest! What started in October 2002 has now become a massive exhibition of humor for nearly two decades of the Harry Potter fandom. Fans just like you have seen their captions displayed prominently beneath screenshots of all of the wizarding world films. New contest images are posted biweekly. Have fun and happy captioning!

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My face when I’m trying to scroll my phone and watch a movie at the same time.
—Nina


Man on the Left: (Thinking) “This is it… my big break. I just hope they remove my bald spot in post like they said they would…”
—Basil


Cashier: (Thinking) “This is the last time I agree to work the graveyard shift! These blokes haven’t ordered a single thing!”
—Friend of Fawkes


Muggle Waitress: “You think we might end up together?”
Harry: “Don’t count on it. You’re not even canon.”
—Sam


Harry: “Pretty sure Death Eaters can’t see me if I hide behind this newspaper.”
—B.B.L.N.


Muggle Waitress: “Funny thing. I thought I saw a picture in your newspaper move.”
Harry: “Funny thing. I’m going to gaslight you about seeing that.”
—Sam


Waitress: “I swear I saw that photo move. Who’s Harry Potter?”
(The man behind Harry gets up and quickly leads the waitress outside, then comes back in.)
Man: “Sorry, Mr. Potter. She was asking too many questions. So I gave her a Portkey to the Arctic Circle.”
—Josh


“How can I possibly decide which juice I want without a menu?”
—Friend of Fawkes


“You want me to read this? Weird. In the Muggle world, we just use newspapers to wrap fish.”
—Glen


“Let me think. 9 letters, starts with a V. Darn these Muggle crossword puzzles!”
—Friend of Fawkes