CC #109: Week of November 21, 2004


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Trelawney: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Harry: *Thinking* If she’s hoping for the mirror to say ‘You, Trelawney’, she’s in for a serious disappointment!
-Nina T.


At Trelawney’s Choir Concert.
The Choir: *Singing*
Saturn and Jupiter have formed a funny angle
Dark haired boys are at risk of being strangled!
It’s been raining for days, and rains never lie
Someone in glasses will certainly die!
Tea leaves have spoken, can you bear the truth?
If you have a scar, you will perish in youth!

Harry: *Storms out*
Trelawney: Oh, dear, was it something I said?
-Tusia


Trelawney: ‘…7…8…9…10! Oh, found you, Harry!’
-Hippy Pottermus


Trelawney: Wait a second, Harry. If I stand like this, do you think I look like a teapot?
Harry: *Thinking* Maybe if I don’t make eye contact, I can slip away…
-Krista


Dumbledore: ‘…And the next entry for my annual Pull A Face Like Trelawney Contest: Harry Potter!’
-Midnight


Divination End-of-Year Exam.
Trelawney: How many fingers am I holding up, Harry?
Harry: Erm…
-Acanthus


Professor Trelawney: Harry, I see blond hair in your future.
Harry: Nooo!
-Vicki


The 20th Century’s Norman Bates and Mary Loomis.
-Brea


Trelawney: See, Harry? This is how we do the ‘Man in the Box’. Now you try!
Harry: *Thinking* Why did I ever sign up for this mime class?!
-Vicki


Harry turned away in shock and revulsion. Evidently, the aging potion Hermione took had not gone as well as planned.
-Jennie


Trelawney: ‘Am I fuzzy for dramatic reasons or something?’
-Hilary


Ron: *Humming the Jaws Theme*
Harry: Cut it out, Ron! She can hear you!
-Monica


Harry: What was that, was that the Grim?
Trelawney: Don’t be silly, boy. Everyone knows there’s no such thing as the Grim. It’s The Management you’ve got to watch out for.
-Kekelina


From the producer of When Harry Met Sally comes the sequel: When Harry Met Sybill.
-Mandi H.


Prof. Trelawney: Come on, Harry! Do the Robot!
Harry: This is how I’m supposed to get extra credit?!
-Riley


When Harry finally got a girlfriend and moved out of Hagrid’s, he really got more than he’d bargained for.
Trelawney: ‘Free prophecies, Harry! Every hour on the hour!’
-Olivia M.


As Harry turned away in disgust, he realized that his magic See-Through Glasses weren’t such a good investment after all.
-Cindy


Most Muggles missed Trelawney’s finger surprise when the film was played in real time, but thanks to the power of freeze-framing, we can all enjoy her thoughtful gesture time and time again.
-Shelley


Trelawney: ‘I predict – no, wait, you don’t need me to tell you! Just log on to the Theories Page on MuggleNet!’
-M


Harry looks into the eyes of all the Caption Goers and dares them to make a Harry/Trelawney shipper joke.
-Nikki


Harry/Trelawney Shippers: Yay!
Everyone Else: That is SO wrong!
-Megan


Trelawney: ‘Well, today he actually looks like death!’
-Raz


In an attempt to further increase his popularity, Dan adopts the mournfully startled expression worn by Elijah Wood throughout much of the Lord of the Rings.
-Ascasewwen


After deciding that being The Boy Who Lived wasn’t enough, Harry decided to become a soap opera actor.
-Lauren K.


Harry: Passion…
Trelawney: Desire…
Both: Hogwarts…
Draco: *Voiceover* A new fragrance from Gladrag’s Wizardwear…
-Karpo


200 centimeters away, the boy called Harry Potter woke with a start.
-Liana


‘You mean Aunt Marge isn’t going to be in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?!’
-Marissa


Trelawney: Look, boy.
Harry: Where?
Trelawney: There… *points*
Harry: *looks* What’s there?
Trelawney: That’s where you’ll find your destiny.
Harry: Okay… *starts forward, advancing to the curtains, and then stops* But… what is my destiny?
Trelawney: …
Harry: …Yes?!
Trelawney: Twinkies.
Harry: …Oh…?
-Eric (Staff)

 

 

 

 


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