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CC #273: Week of July 13, 2008


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Ron knew he was doomed when he discovered that the Slytherins had Tom Brady and Randy Moss in their Chaser group.
-Fyskire


Ron: ‘Bloody Hell! This is the LAST time I let Mum dress me for Quidditch. I’m wearing a corset!
-HouseElfPatronus


Ron: *Thinking* I’m so nervous for my first Quidditch match! Especially since my first one was supposed to be LAST year…
-Felicia


Ron: *Thinking to himself* Oliver would look so much better in this uniform.
Everyone: *Thinking to themselves* Oliver would look so much better in that uniform…
-Sam


Ron: Why am I the only one who has to wear all this stupid protection gear, Harry?
Harry: Because, as Keeper, you’ll have balls flying at you at 200km/h and you have to block three goals at a time.
Ron: …
-Elvendork


Ron: ‘It’s King Ron, actually. Just ”King,” though. Harry’s the High King. I know, it’s confusing.’
-NarniaFan72


Ron: Um, you’ve got me wearing the helmet and chest padding because you want me to be extra protected, right?
Random Boy: Actually, our last Bludger broke. Fred and George volunteered you as a replacement.
-Phantom


Ron: Harry, you should have told me that it wasn’t fancy dress…
Harry: It’s basically initiation to the team, and besides, I didn’t know you were going to come dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle…
-RonRocksMySocks


Rupert’s new movie: Friday Night Flights.
-Beth Clark


Ginny has a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ during her part of the Half-time Show.
-Fyskire


Rupert: *Thinking* I think WB just likes to make me feel stupid…
-JHenry


Ron: I just had to ask why wizards have cannons when they already have bludgers.
Filch: *Off-screen* That will teach you to question how I do my job!
Ron: I didn’t question you! And I didn’t volunteer to be the human cannonball!
Filch: And see that you’re here every dawn at six a.m. to signal the start of the academic day!
-FNOwl


Ron: ‘I didn’t want for it to come to this, but WB hasn’t given us a trailer, and it’s time to take action…’
-Maggie


Ron: ‘I can’t decide what’s worse – how I play, or how I look?’
-Ian R.


Malfoy: ‘Nice bra, Weasley!’
-Brooke


Ron: *Turns around, angrily* ‘Watch your stick, mate! I’ve got bad luck with wooden sticks! They always seem to *gets hit in the face* …do that.’
-Betsy


Hermione: *Laughs herself into a coma*
Ron: What?
Rugby fan CC Readers: I don’t get it…
-Shockapopolis


‘I liked the old uniforms, THEY HAD CAPES!’
-Juse


Example of what happens when the Riddikulus spell is applied to humans rather than boggarts.
-MDF3530


Ron: Ginny?
Ginny: Yes?
Ron: If I don’t make it out alive, tell Hermione…
*Suspense builds*
Ron: …I locked Crookshanks in my closet.
-Miki


Ron: Yes, Mum, I’m wearing my cup JEEZE!
Molly Weasley: It’s for your own good.
Kid with Afro: Dude, Yo Mom is a witch!
Ron: I know!
-LunaLover


Everyone was ready for ‘Beat Ron with sticks day.’
-Alecto


Ron: I still don’t understand why I’m the only one who has to wear all of this bloody gear!
Harry: I told you, Ron, it’s because you’re the most sensitive!
-Ron_Luver


Seconds later, the entire team was wiped out by a poorly aimed rocket that the Joker had fired at Wayne Tower.
-LouTube


Hermione walks by on her way to the lake during Quidditch practice…
Guys Behind Ron: DAAANG. When did Hermione get so…. so… hot?!
Ron: *Dreamily* …One year, two months and seventeen days ago….. ….approximately.
-MhmSureILoveYou


Ron: ‘Tell me, why am I the only one wearing this ridiculous armadillo costume?’
-Beky

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.