CC #310: Week of November 8, 2009


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Things were quite different at Hogwarts ever since Dumbledore made the professors deduct points using long division.
Snape: ‘Okay, carry the four…’
-David


Bellatrix: *Whispers* Make the Unbreakable Vow!
Snape: May I suggest a compromise? How about I make the… *Alan Rickman pause* …Breakable Vow?
-Sam


From the producers of ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8’, TLC presents: Bellatrix and Snape Plus an Ape.
-Mollie


Snape: They’re calling it a ‘flash-forward’?
Bellatrix: That’s what I heard.
Snape: Well, I didn’t have one…
-Sean


Bellatrix: You kill Dumbledore.
Snape: *Makes expression in picture*
-Elvendork17


The new Snape waxwork was attracting all the wrong attention.
-Phill-Luvs-Luna


Bellatrix: C’mon, Severus, you know you want to…
Snape: Fine, but only one chili cheese dog. And don’t tell Minerva – she has me on this ‘salad diet’.
-Notwen


‘Oh, so Burger King’s double cheeseburgers are bigger than McDonald’s. We have to do something about that! Wormtail, get your french maid costume and three or four packs of lightbulbs.’
-Charlie


Bellatrix: ‘Wow, the Dark Lord was right… your skin is flawless.’
-Sydney


Severus: It was you? You killed Sirius Black?
Bellatrix: Yes.
The wedding was held two weeks later.
-Emily


Snape: You’re not Lily.
Bella: I know, but wasn’t that love potion fun while it lasted?
-Glen


Bellatrix: I’m sorry. I just don’t think your scar looks like a lightning bolt.
Snape: Oh, what do you know, anyway?
-Sydney


Snape: Three words. Breath. Mint. NOW.
-Angi


Bellatrix: Is your patronus really a doe? *Snickers*
Snape: …
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