CC #325: Week of March 1, 2010


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Carol: ‘Yeah, he’ll fit in just fine…’
-Jeremy


Hagrid: I think I’m in teh wrong movie… sorry ’bout that.
Monster: Mama?
-Terrance P.


Hagrid: ‘Oh, no! I know that look and – whatever you’re thinking – I’m not doing it! Seriously, I mean it!’
-CJ


‘I don’t care where you guys come from, I am NOT cleaning up your mess! You make the mess, you clean it up!’
-PrismPhoenix


Hagrid: Wow… that’s the last drink I’m ever havin’!
Hermione: *to Harry inside costume* It worked!
-Sam


Carol: Look, buddy, you may be a real bigshot where you come from, but around here, we’re the only hairy lovable characters from childrens’ books. Got it, bub?
Hagrid: *Gulp*
-JinxMaster


After years of searching, Hagrid finally found his fan club.
-Phill


Wild Thing: ‘Hagrid, there is something we need to tell you. Once, a young boy named Max came from across the sea and he became our king. Then one day, after a wild rumpus, he left to go back to where he had come from. And, well… nine months later, I had you…’
-Jenga


‘No, Hagrid, we live in the other enchanted forest…’
-Robin H.


Hagrid: ‘Welcome, Harry, to the land of seriously misunderstood creatures. Nice crown, by the way.’
-Glen


The night Hagrid wore his moleskin coat and made mischief of one kind and another, Dumbledore called him ‘wild thing!’ and Hagrid said, ‘I’ll eat you up!’ so he was sent to bed without eating anything.
-Moe


Hagrid: I’m sorry, guys, but you didn’t quite make the cut. Maybe next year!
Creatures: But, Hagrid, please! We have no purpose!
Hagrid: I’m sorry, you just aren’t dangerous enough for my Care of Magical Creatures lessons… and that’s that.
-CauldronBum


Hagrid: ‘Errr…. wellll… I suppose if the club is only for large, hairy creatures of mixed or questionable parentage…. then I’m in!’
-tilltheend222


Hagrid: In today’s Care of Magical Creatures class, we’ll be learning about ‘wild things.’ Now, who wants to put on the wolf suit?
*Everyone but Harry backs away*
Hagrid: Well done, Harry, well done.
-Sam


Hagrid’s Dad: We’ll miss you, son.
Hagrid’s Mom: Make sure you write every day, and always wear fresh underwear!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: *Giggle*
Hagrid: Moooom! You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends!
-JinxMaster


Hagrid: ‘The position has been filled.’
-Jambaliah


Hagrid: ‘These aren’t the creatures I ordered…’
-LunaPop


Hagrid knew he was in over his head when his new friends started talking about the wild rumpus.
-Abbey


Large Horned Thing: Bonjour Monsieur! My French… (how you say?) Stud-aunts need a place to stay. You help us?
Hagrid: *Smacks himself in the head* I should’a listened to ‘Arry when ‘e said Olympe was ‘iding something!
Hagrid: *Behind large horned thing* I told you, internet dating never works out!
-Cleo


Max: Don’t worry, they won’t bite. Anyway, aren’t you a fearless, possibly senseless half-giant who loves dangerous beasts any way?
Hagrid: No, that’s just a gig. I really can’t stand animals… especially when they are as tall and hairy as I am….
-tilltheend222


Hagrid: ‘Buckbeak, I said you could bring one friend over for dinner!
-Artemis


Hagrid: Hello, brethren! I have returned to you! And, I’d like a hug! *Outspread arms*
Everyone Else: …
-Alice W.


Carol: Normally we would eat strangers, but… you’re so big like us. Here; you are now our king.
Hagrid: Uh.. I’m actually here to find Harry Potter. Have you guys seen a young boy with a scar on his forehead and who wears glasses?
Carol: Uh…. did he taste like peppermint?
-Marixa4


Hagrid: ‘This is going to be the best World’s Greatest Shave For a Cure ever!’
-Zoë


Hagrid: ‘Destination, Determination, Decomposition – wasn’t it?’
-Sophila


Hagrid meets his other half-brothers for the first time.
Hagrid: ‘Mum has so much explaining to do…’
-ABCD

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.