CC #333: Week of April 25, 2010

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Lavender: ‘Ron, I love you I’ve ALWAYS loved you and – Merlin! Harry, are you gonna eat all those eggs?!’
-Steve

Lavender: ‘I couldn’t stand it anymore. I had to tell you… you guys are all wearing the same outfit. And, Ron, you seem to have a giant walnut shell on your head.’
-Average Joe

Ron: Harry, I’ve got something great to announce. Lav-lav has found for me the perfect thing to help me with my Quidditch skills.
Harry: *thinking* Please don’t say ‘this helmet’ *outloud* What, Ron?
Ron: This helmet!
-TonksA

Lavender: Oh Won-Won!
Ron: Oh Lav-Lav!
Harry: Oh Gin-Gin!
Ginny: Oh Har-Har!
Hermione: Oh….Can’t I have somebody please??
-Ginnygirl

Lavender: Ron! We have to decide what colour our outfits are gonna be in for the dance! I was thinking either a pale purple or a kind of muddy, chocolate nuance?
Hermione: So… lavender or brown…?
Lavender: Yeah!
-Nora

Lavender: ‘How could you use my pet turtle as a helmet?!’
-Thraxbaby

Lavender: Oh, Won-Won, you look so dashing with your dorky Quidditch helmet!
Hermione: *Breaks something*
-Acromantula

Lavender: I just can’t stand your ridiculous helmet anymore. Like, seriously. What is that? We’re over.
Ron: ….?
Hermione: Don’t look at me, I agree with Lavender!
-Sydney

Goblets: ‘We’re in a third caption contest in a row! We must be doing something right.’
-Cedric Lives

Hermione: *Thinking* Maybe I could killed her when everyone’s asleep, I can wip up a mean poison……
Lavender: Are you alright Hermione?
Hermione: Oh yes, I’m fine, I love your skirt.
-Mallory

Lavender: Hello, I’m a volunteer from the ‘We Love Pigs and Sheep’ campaign. If you donate just five Knuts to our charity then you will be able to help poor pigs and sheep from all over the world. Would you like to make a donation?
Ginny: Sorry, no change.
Harry: Sorry, no change.
Ron: Will we get to eat the cows and pigs after we help them?
Everyone: …
-Mrs. Lovett

Lavender: Ron! You still love me, right?! If you ever stop loving me I don’t know what I’ll do, I’ll probably flip out and beat you up with a bat! I love you! *leaves*
Harry: Isn’t it time to break up with her, Ron..?
Ron: As long as I wear my helmet at all times I see no reason to leave her. No one’s perfect, you know.
-Nora

Lavender: So, Ron, why do Beaters have to wear helmets this year?
Ron: Not sure, but I think it has to do with a very powerful Confundus charm that put McLaggen in the hospital wing for a while earlier this year.
Hermione: *blushes*
-Brittany