CC #357: Week of August 25, 2013

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It’s that time of year again… senior pictures.

‘I stole the last cookie… so now I am in time out.’
-Meredith H.

Grindelwald: Geez, what happened to your face?
Voldemort: I’m evil!
Grindelwald: I’m evil, too, but I didn’t let that stop me from looking in a mirror once in a while.
Voldemort: *Sobs* Why are you so mean…?!

And so Grindelwald lost yet another staring contest to the wall.

‘One one-thousand, two one-thousand… counting the days…’

‘There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I’ve counted them many times.’

‘You’re late. FIFTY years late. I’m not paying for that pizza.’

Voldemort: How did Dumbledore defeat you, when you had the Elder Wand?
Grindelwald: He said, ‘Look, a squirrel!’ – and he knows how much I like squirrels.

The Woman in Black’s new husband: The Man in Gray.

‘Please tell me you brought the vomit flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor jellybean I asked for. I have been craving that thing for nearly fifty years.’
-Steven J.

Despite his imprisoned state, Grindelwald managed to make a tidy sum modeling for dungeon NPC’s in video games and some tabletop RPG’s.

Grindelwald: ‘And welcome, folks, to today’s episode of, Which Prison is Right For You?
-The Doctor’s Daughter

The first publisher who said, ‘Sorry, Ms. Rowling, but I don’t think your story will sell.’





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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.