21 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter


If nothing else, it’ll get you on his bad side!

  1. Ask him to tell Cedric you said hello.
  2. Follow him around and say “Voldemort is your uncle!” in a loud voice right next to his ear.
  3. Ask him if the “anvil-sized hints” ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
  4. “So… first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were a nutcase… now you’re The Chosen One. Why don’t they just add it together so that you’re the “Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?”
  5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black’s house.
  6. Make sure you tell him you got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
  7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
  8. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, “I’M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!”
  9. Buy him one that says, “THEY’RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!” and get really offended when he doesn’t wear it. Be sure to tell him you made it yourself.
  10. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
  11. Everytime you see him, say “Do you like Luna Lovegood?” in a sing-song voice.
  12. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
  13. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if you can do it again on his Firebolt.
  14. If he asks you a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of music and then ask if he likes to sing.
  15. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won’t recognize him.
  16. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in love with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
  17. Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, “Remember When it Rained” in a loud and terrible way.
  18. If he does or says something unusual, say, “Don’t worry. We’ll call St. Mungo’s and get you the help that you so desperately need.”
  19. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
  20. Run up to him giggling and say, “Romilda Vane says you have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?”
  21. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, you want his broomstick.

Submitted by: Lauren

Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.