30 More Rejected Book Titles
These ones didn’t make it past the publishers, either.
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- Harry Potter and the Man-Eating Cannabis Plant
- Harry Potter and the Time They Just Sat There For 300 Pages
- Harry Potter Releases His Debut Album: I WILL Survive!
- Harry Potter and the Never Ending Story
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone
- Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Grail
- Harry Potter and the Widely Speculated Yet Not Touched Upon Future Book Titles
- Harry Potter throws a rock at Voldemort When He’s Not Looking… Then Runs
- Harry Potter and the Vampire Interviews
- Harry Potter Meets Frodo
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz
- Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
- Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
- Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban
- Harry Potter and Too Many Goblets of Firewhisky
- Harry Potter Ordering Around the Phoenix
- Harry Potter Finds Waldo
- Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince
- Harry Potter and the Return of the would-be-King-if-Harry-Potter-hadn’t-defeated-him-when-he-was-a-baby-in-the-first-place (a.k.a Voldemort,
- Harry Potter and the Harry Potter Movies -Major Plot Points Excluded
- Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Children and Wonders How He Got Off So Good
- Harry Potter Enters the Ginny Weasley Fan Club
- Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title
- Harry Potter Goes to White Castle
- Harry Potter Solves the Age-Old Question: Is the Glass Half-Full or Half-Empty?
- Harry Potter Improves AOL
- Harry Potter: The True Hollywood Story
- Harry Potter and the Stolen Plotline
- Harry Potter and That Thing… You Know, The Thing
- Harry Potter and the Unpoppable Zit
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