31 Ways You Know You’re a Big “MuggleCast” Fan


You wondered where all the space on your iPod went…

  1. You sat through the entire 12 hour live show.
  2. You know all of Mason’s GoDaddy monologues by heart.
  3. You can easily name every single host off the top of your head.
  4. You listen to Imprint, whether you are a Twilight fan or not.
  5. You shout into your iPod/MP3 player while listening to the show, because you have something to contribute to the discussion.
  6. The voices of your teachers begin to sound like the voices of the host.
  7. The Summer of 2007 was the best 10 weeks of your life.
  8. You know how Andrew closes out the shows, and after much practice, can do it faster than him.
  9. You listen to the show in very public places, and giggle loudly while doing so.
  10. You have the US, UK, and Australia numbers on speed dial.
  11. You were one of the first members of pickle pack.
  12. You can not only quote the show, but recite the exact show number, and the minute in which it is said.
  13. You scream “MICAH!” everytime you see a goat.
  14. You spent the entire summer of 2008 relistening to every episode, starting with the first.
  15. You’ve written fanfiction involving the hosts.
  16. 90 % percent of your conversations begin with “On MuggleCast, they said…”
  17. You can recite some of the segments of the show word for word, impersonating the different hosts as you do so.
  18. You consider phoning in every five minutes of the day to contribute your views, offer discussion ideas, give a rebuttal, or talk about the weather.
  19. You scream “Elysa!” everytime you hear the Beatles song, “I am the Walrus.”
  20. You had an emotional breakdown after the April Fools joke of 2006…
  21. …and ripped out your credit card to make a donation after the April Fools “episode” of 2006
  22. You looked for Cress at your local supermarket. Not Water cress…just cress.
  23. You got a Twitter specifically so you could follow the show and the hosts.
  24. You cringe at the site of a Big Mac.
  25. You’ve searched every corner of eBay for a Pickle Pack shirt…
  26. You play Make the Music connection on car rides…
  27. And insist that the other passengers play along.
  28. You’ve ordered obscure dishes at restaurants, solely because one of the ingredients is goat cheese.
  29. You have perfected your American/British accent by listening to the show.
  30. You flew halfway across the country to go to a live show.
  31. You have exhibited most, if not all, the symptoms on this list.

Submitted by: the MuggleCast group on MuggleSpace!

Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.