CC #372: Week of December 29, 2013

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‘So that’s twerking?’
-Mary

Griphook: Brrrr. Vrrr. Brrr.
Harry: Stop making car sounds and start driving.
-Josh

Daniel Radcliffe: ‘Wow, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley will be amazing with this ride! Wait… is that the tracks ending in mid-air? Why didn’t they tell us they weren’t done with this ride before they let us go on it?!’
-Sam

Harry: You DO know how to drive this thing, right?!
Griphook: It’s not my fault they got the first updated model in forty years, the day after I left!
-The Doctor’s Daughter

Harry: ‘Hurry, Griphook, the Roadrunner’s getting away!’
-Josh

Griphook: ‘The trouble with Muggle bankers is that they never learn how to properly drive a minecar at high-speed through dangerous tunnels on rickety tracks. That is why their economy crashes so often.’
-Glen

At that moment, the group silently agreed that no one should ever sit behind Hagrid after he’d eaten a burrito. Never again.
-Lisa

Harry: What was that bumping sound?
Griphook: We just ran over a woman tied to the tracks. Don’t worry; it happens all the time.
Hermione: *Makes expression in picture*
-Sam

Harry: ‘Hurry! Indiana Jones is ahead of us!’
-Josh

*After*
Hermione: Hey, look at the picture the ride took of us!
Griphook: Dang it! I blinked! Let’s go ride again.
Ron: Oh, no, I am NOT getting back on that coaster.
Harry: Come on, guys, let’s just go check out the other rides.
Hermione: ‘Hey, how about we go on The Dragon Escape next?
-Emanon

And so, Griphook failed yet again to imitate Clint Eastwood.
-Elsje

In this issue of Wizarding Fashion we see Griphook sporting the new hottest fashion trend this season: cast iron bras.
-Anna

Harry: How fast are we going?
Griphook: Don’t know. The last time we went this fast, we crashed and I ended up looking like this. After that, I changed my name to Griphook.
Hermione: What was your name before?
Griphook: Ryan Gosling.
-Josh

Griphook: ‘We’re gonna die. Anyone know how to drive stick?’
-Kal-El

 

 

 

 

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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.