CC #379: Week of February 16, 2014


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Ron: Hey, how did you get inside that picture with Ariana?
Neville: Come on, let’s go defeat Voldemort!
Ron: No, first you explain how to go inside pictures! I want to go inside pictures!
-Sam


‘Know what this sweater is made of? Hero material.’
-Elsje


Neville: Hey, Ab. What do you need?
Aberforth: Please escort Mr. Weasley to the dungeon. He said sheep are better than goats.
-Josh


The part of the movie where the fangirls started paying attention.
-Sam


‘Do you know why he can sit comfortably on his haunches like that? Well… they don’t call him long-bottom for nothing.’
-Elsje


Harry: ‘Neville, you’re alive?! *mutters* so much for voodoo…’
-Josh


Neville: Just so you know, all that stuff we did while you were away is better than the real plot.
Harry: You don’t have to rub it in…
-Sam


Neville: ‘They say you are what you eat. I don’t recall eating a sexy beast this morning…’
-Elsje


Neville: ‘You should see the other guy.’
-Josh


Neville: So, have you heard anything from Harry, Ron, or Hermione?
Aberforth: Still lost in the forest, as far as I know.
Neville: Darn it, if only I could find a way to tell them I’ve already destroyed all the Horcruxes!
Aberforth: I know. But how could we ask any more of you after you’ve defeated Voldemort, rebuilt Hogwarts out of solid gold, and cured cancer?
Neville: Still, that’s my only failure and it haunts me. Oh well, I better get back. Being Minister for Magic is a big responsibility, you know!
-Sam


Neville: ‘HERMIONE, YOU’RE SAFE! Oh, Harry, Ron, I didn’t see you there.’
-Josh


Neville: You have no idea how terrible Death Eater rule of Hogwarts is!
Harry: Well, I can see they force you to wear awful sweaters…
Neville: …actually, this is just my sweater.
-Sam

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.